No one has said Pimping is easyE
Nor is it cheap best way to prep for a female is…
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Just get out of your head that anyone knows what a woman needs are. Debating needs with a woman ends up no were so just do not try.
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Go buy 2 good sized plastic totes hide one and leave the other out for her to see.
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Hand her a stack of bills and say here baby now go out and buy all your things that will make you comfortable for 3 months girl…
Now look in her eyes and say see that tote its yours…
Now look at me baby fill it with whatever your going to need to survive for 3 months off of… Now baby dont worry about food nor guns or camping supplies or anything like that, Just what you need…
Soap,Cleansers,Lotion other skin creams, hygiene products toiletries and shampoos and combs bushes whatever, Just keep it limited to one tote please… She will just give you that look like really… -
When she comes back she is going to expect you to get another tote for all of her shit, because its just not all going to fit in one tote… So surprise her and say baby sorry for limiting you to one tote heres another one…
Just let her fill them up and step back before you say something. Next repeat rule number 1…
Now that you have made her happy and glad she has such a caring thoughtful man. Its time to show her your strong pimp hand throw a large box of condoms on top of her pile of shit…
She will have a puzzle look and ask whats that for…
Pull out the receipt thats just one of the ways your going to be paying me back…