North Korea is Bat shi+ Kra-Kra.

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/14/world/asia/some-doubt-that-north-korea-executed-a-top-general.html?_r=0
Even to longtime analysts familiar with the unpredictability of the North Korean government, the news was shocking: a top general, the country’s equivalent of a defense minister, who had delivered a speech at an international symposium in Moscow last month, was executed by an antiaircraft gun while hundreds of fellow generals and senior party officials watched.
But somewhere a North Korean Lance Corporal has a hell of a story.

Just still proves that anyone in a communist country is expendable. Some at faster velocities.

The firing squad was probably such poor shots that they needed a mounted gun to actually hit a stationary target. Lol.

Lol. That is hilarious, as well as true.

This is the same twerp that machine-gunned his ex-girlfriend for putting him in the friend zone. I heard his wave for the firing squad was a hover hand.

Well at least they keep things interesting with their methods?

It is a worker’s paradise. Everyone is overwhelmed with joy when dear leader shows up for a photo!

Send in Team America!

Seems like there should be an awful lot of NK boys named Inigo Montoya.

( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRAI9_MkmBM )

This is why no one has liberated/invaded/wiped these scum off the map yet:

https://atlas.media.mit.edu/en/profile/country/prk/

They don’t have oil or other valuable natural resources of sizable amounts?

I know he’s a crazy mofo and all, but having ended up in the friend zone a few times myself I can’t help but admire his solution.

It’s like the old joke: When I was younger, I used to pray that God would make the girl next door want to sleep with me. But when I got older, I learned God didn’t work like that. So instead I just shot her with a machine gun and prayed for forgiveness! :smiley:

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zo6weN7VSa4

Well if you’re gonna get executed at least it is a quick death.

What you guys never play COD?

It’s boring after awhile and you have to invent new ways to kill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IP_MY2b-rUs

This video (of an FSA friendly fire incident, NSFW) is very fitting.

Note to self: do not stand in front of triple A muzzle when in a street fight.

Actually video looks edited. The guy disappears, looks like he may have dropped his weapon but he either ran or somebody got him out.