Maybe the Mayan's got it partially right

Israel/Iran War imminent with the US surely backing Israel(and rightly so, we must defend our Israeli allies, in my opinion), Chinese and Japanese Naval Forces squaring off, Russian Navy rebuilding to Cold War size and infiltrating our waters, major racial and political tension on the brink of major violence on the homefront…

Maybe the Mayan’s predicted the end in 2012, but it wasn’t from some natural disaster… but a 3rd Global War…

As Albert Einstein said “I know not what weapons World War 3 will be fought with, but World War 4 will be fought with Sticks and Stones”


http://chinadailymail.com/2012/09/15/naval-war-between-china-and-japan-seems-imminent/

The Mayans didn’t know what the fuck leap year was. If the world was gonna end it would have been in 2002.

BAM! Do I win?

The mayans don’t use the gregorian calendar (leap years…). They use their own, based on a full count of actual days in a year, no 1/4 day so no leap year…

No where in Mayan history does it state the end of the 13th bachtun correlates to the end of the world desoite popular belief otherwise.

The Mayans should have been more focused on their immediate future instead of the worlds distant future. It may have benefited them greatly :smiley:

FYI, the title of this thread was meant as a joke, so take a step back, loosen the fucking screws, and relax.

Oh… Having to be all smart and shit…

Fuck the Mayans and their bullshit culture rife with human sacrifice and bloated narcissistic priests and self serving “royalty”.

I whole heartedly believe that the Mayan calendar ended when it did because… gasp… they couldn’t finish it before they were destroyed by the Spanish.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJfowXTXOfU

2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, arghhhhh

2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, arghhhhh

Haha! Always liked that scene.

OH TEH NOSE!!

Apparently you don’t remember the early 80s when the US and the USSR were constantly on the verge of nuking the shit out of each other. The only catastrophic event of 2012 will be the re election of Obama.

Given the barbarity of the savage little fuckers, I’m glad they are gone. Viva La Conquistadors.

Darryl: What started it?

Colonel: I don’t know. Two toughest kids on the block, I guess. Sooner or later, they’re gonna fight…

that pretty much sums it up…

All kidding aside, I have been experiencing something akin to an inexplicable “dread” over what’s going on in the world for several months now. Other people I’ve talked to have made the same observation: that you just “know” something BIG and not necessarily good is getting ready to happen on a large scale.

In other words, it’s not an anxiety that something bad might happen to you per se, but just a feeling that we are going to look back on this as being the good ol’ days after whatever is getting ready to happen actually occurs.

exactly.

I don’t know whats going to happen, but its just a “bad feeling” something is gonna go down, and not for the better.

Do you honestly feel it is worse than 1983?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Able_Archer_83

I can’t answer that because in 1983 I was pursuing a college degree and had a lot of issues with women and whatnot.

I literally don’t think I watched a newscast or read a newspaper the entire year.

In other words, I wouldn’t have had any particular feeling of dread back then.

It may be a coping mechanism, but I tend to cite this as the reason the world seems like it is going to all hell. We simply hear about every little thing now a days.

Yep.

I’m not saying everything is all peachy and nothing bad can happen. But if we had the equivalent of the Cuban Missile Crisis or the early 80s nuke scare today everybody would be going apeshit.

When was the last time you saw somebody dig a fallout shelter since 2000? My grandparents had one. And when my grandfather decides the time has come to build a fallout shelter in the basement instead of watching the Untouchables, you know shit is scary.

I think this is comparable to the buildup around World War II.

You know it’s coming, and most of it will be “over there”, but there is still the notion that infiltrators could set off a dirty bomb in Phoenix or something.

I could also see prices skyrocketing and supplies dwindling for some items.