Hahaha! At least the Two Steps from Hell soundtrack was nice.
I nearly pissed myself when he was in the ninja hood. Then he went ninja hood with camo shit in it. That was almost as brilliant as performing a “noto” while looking at it, which kind of defeats the purpose of knowing how to perform a “noto.” Not that he actually did it very well or at all.
Then there is the whole thing about cutting up water bottles as if it requires any actual level of skill at all. Clearly Samurai Sugarcookie is serious business.
Yet still unable to cut his calorie intake in half.
Zing!
Is this what they mean when they talk about ‘wet work?’
At least he crawled out of his lair, and got outside for some physical activity. However, there are some children in third-world countries that would take that katana to him for what he is wastefully doing to that packaged tap water.
Why does he hate bottled water so much?
And we wonder why so many people hate Americans
Tosh.0 did a web redemption on this guy a awhile back.
Just think, we can’t get .22lr and 5.56 because of some of these guys.
That was even funnier then his Ninja video… :lol:
I think I just wet myself :lol: I bet he watches a lot of Beverly Hills Ninja!
#neckbeard
that it was. i thought the questions and answers were surprisingly honest which made it even funnier.
I stand corrected. He crawled out of his dungeon, and got some physical activity which he despises.
And that folks is the face of our future single-payer health care system. Too bad for me, he will get a new heart before I get the new back that I will need to carry this dungeon-dwelling, gamer and all his ilk for 30 someodd more years.
I don’t know enough about knives-vs-water bottles to judge his technique but from the looks of his form I suspect he’d do really well in one of those timed eating contests!
Seeing the thread title I assumed I would see video with some insane jumping and flipping.
Upon seeing the first frame of the video I immediately knew…
There will be NO jumping here.
He could join the Cold Steel crowd in their next video!
He could also join weight watchers, or try out for “The Biggest Loser” :jester: