This made me laugh.
C4
“True American Patriots shoot 1911’s.” Ken Hackathorn
Hahahahahahahahahaha. That’s great! I had to send that over to my friends.
As someone who carries ancient technology, that made me laugh out loud. Thanks!
Uhhh… Haha… jmb. I love it.
You mean a man’s gun?
C4
Art imitates life… 
Ha ha ha, funny!
Good chuckle
Hey, i’m a true American Patriot. What can I say?
Real guns are made out of wood and steel, durp durp!
What, you don’t think GOD is on the side of NAZI Sympathizers?? 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/josh-sugarmann/gunmaker-gaston-glock-she_b_287438.html
http://www.businessweek.com/print/magazine/content/09_38/b4147036107809.htm
C4
:Insert cartoon of .45 ACP bullet falling short:
They got a pill or a cream for that yet?
Falling short of what???
C4
as an evolutionary convert to striker fired-poly 9mms from .45-because-they-dont-make-a-46 1911s, i’ve seen both camps and their view of the other.
1911 guys: Get a Man Gun… glocks are for kids, women, and sell-out LEAs.
glock guys: Get a Man Gun… 1911s are for metrosexuals, old fuckers, and assholes with more money than ability.
Reality: nothing
I was at a handgun class several years ago, one one of the shooters told me to get a “real man’s gun”. I was using a Glock 17, and he was using a S&W 5906… :o
What is JMB?
John Moses Browning