PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. — A former St. Lucie County firefighter who admitted taking a man’s severed foot from an Interstate 95 crash scene last year has been sentenced to six months probation.
A judge withheld adjudication Friday, so 38-year-old Cynthia “Cindy” Economou was not formally convicted of misdemeanor theft.
Economou told the Florida Highway Patrol after the Sept. 19 crash that she took the remains to help train her cadaver dog. She eventually resigned from the St. Lucie County Fire District.
There’s no law specifically dealing with the theft of a body part. She was charged with a misdemeanor because authorities couldn’t determine the monetary value of the foot.
Now, ladies and gentlemen, you realize why we have so many laws. Because every now and then a situation arises which is so absurd that the law can’t really deal with it. I don’t suppose it ever occurred to legislators that someone would steal a severed human foot from an accident scene, so there is no law specifically dealing with it and the lawyers and judges are forced to try and attach some sort of monetary value to the foot.
I must say that I’ve never been overcome with the desire to pick up a bit of human anatomy from an accident scene and take it home with me. I’ve bagged it in some ice and rushed it to the ER, but frankly I wasn’t too thrilled about doing even that.