That you sat all the way through.
All time
For me, David Lynch’s debut feature Eraserhead. The critics loved it. Watch this and tell me you could survive 90s mins of this as I did.
Recent
Last Star Wars was so bad I got very close to leaving the theater. Was so disappointing. Rogue One almost made up for it, but not quite. I’ll never spend $ to see a Star Wars movie in the theater ever again and I waited 4 hours on line to see the first one as a kid
I watched a lot of bad movies in my day.
All Time:
Ecks vs Sever. Lucy Liu and post-Darth Maul Ray Park. What could possibly go wrong? It managed to make gunfights boring. It was one of the few movies I saw in theatres that I actually considered walking out on.
Recently: You’d think it was Tank 432, but no. I’m a sick bastard who gets off on people having bad acid trips.
It was Jem and the Holograms. It had potential to recapture the 80s glam bubblegum big hair scene with bitchiness, girls in day glo neon, and heavy lesbian undertones like the cartoon every 80s kid watched (Dont you DARE lie, you know you did. You weren’t “waiting for GI Joe”. You were ogling the Misfits!)
Nope. Weird selfie culture, bargain bin Taylor Swift singing, and you only see the Misfits at the very end as a stinger for a sequel nobody will make instead of just having the Misfits be the Cobra to Jem’s GI Joe. And instead of this basic chick with guitar singing about feelings they should have done the excessive synth, new wave, 80s guitar rock and crazy outfits that make your eyes bleed.
It was on Skinemax and I was like “Damn Molly Ringwald…how the mighty have fallen”
Worst movie of ALL TIME. The Room! It’s sooo bad it developed a cult following! Acting is beyond horrible, the story makes no sense and characters and plots are introduced that never go anywhere and often just abruptly drop off.
Second worst. Birdemic. Think of The Room meets Alfred Hitchcock’s The Birds
Actually the two are kind of a tie
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Manchester by the Sea. Uuuuuuughhhhhhh slowest damned movie EVER. Gave up after 30 minutes.
Star Wars.
Pretty shitty graphics. Not sure what the hype is about.
Inglorious Bastards; totally historically inaccurate.
I guess you had to grow up in the 70s.
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I grew up in the 90’s and appreciate it.
I grew up in the same era and like it too but you can’t compare 70s CGI and what’s been out since the late 90s
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Indeed, but I found it very entertaining.
Worst movies: Madea anything…
Same! I never looked at it from a historical perspective
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Right now, some Joes be like:
Right. What I am saying is it held up well, and was even better than most of the terrible CGI and stuff from the 90’s. I can watch a Star Wars now and see FX problems like anyone else can. You watch some 90’s films today and laugh at how terrible the CGI was. Recently did that with that Joey Lost in Space film. WTF.
We need categories:
Worst movie for promoted ideology: Primary Colors.
Worst movie for destroying a respected franchise: Star Wars prequels.
Worst WTF was that: too many to name.
Worst movie that destroys accurate history: Inglorious Bastards.
But if I had to put it all together, the worst movie I’ve ever seen, that made me hate seeing it, “Natural Born Killers.” Terrible, horrible movie with bizarre sympathies, a deranged plot and a collection of every actor I hate.
Eraserhead is the correct answer. Followed closely by El Topo.
Hurt Locker. Worst Ever.
Sorry guys…
Mega Force. (Farce)
I have seen a lot of bad movies too. This one takes them all.
Worst movie for promoted ideology: The Abyss, Eragon
Worst movie for destroying a respected franchise: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Worst WTF was that: That’s a toss up between: Tom Green- Freddie Got Fingered, Howard the Duck, Soul Plane
Worst movie that destroys accurate history: I have a list: See below
J Edgar
A Beautiful Mind
Pearl Harbor
300
Imitation Game
U-571
Deepwater Horizon
JFK
I actually liked Mega Force. It was over the top cheesy but still had a coherent plot and was fun. And flying motorcycles FTW -
Eraserhead is near the top for me, but for worst movie ever I think its a two way tie between Clockwork Orange and Eyes Wide Shut.
Jarhead
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