I wish my wife would start helping with the fight against world hunger. She needs to drag her ass out of bed and make us breakfast.
I’m sure she’s thinking the same thing about you.
Sounds like you really pull out all the stops for Mother’s Day. 
Holy hell! thats the funniest thing I have heard all day!!!
Unlike some of the other repliers, I have a sense of humor:D
Don’t get your panties in a wad. It’s a friggin joke.