KOBANI, Syria — Hector Bazinet, a Belgian citizen and self-described “gaming fanatic” who left home to join the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL) earlier this year currently has an abysmal kill-to-death ratio, Duffel Blog has learned.
That’s funny.
He got pwnd! I hope someone tea bagged his corpse.
One of the best articles I have read in some time… :jester:
That is awesome. I really hope the article is true.
dude should have learned proper 360 no-scope and steal face! filthy casual!
im sure its satire but holy S, im sure this runs through many of their heads.
He must not have had a Pack-a-Punched HK-21.
Clearly he did not know how to circle strafe properly…
:laugh:
Duffleblog is a humor site, similar to the Onion.
I wonder what Perks he was running. Obviously should have been using Cold Blooded, Blind Eye, and/or Low Profile.
Yeah but if the newb next to you stands out like a glowing sore thumb on the radar…
Wait, you can’t hit the A button and respawn in war??
0-1 just ain’t going to cut it in that clan.
This is appropriate for this thread.
Swarm and dogs for the win!
Should have lobby shopped better. Derp!
Lag sux and spawn times in RL are too long.