Or just post a crappy gift that you received. (Or family member/friend received. For lols.)
I once got a cocktail dress from my brother. Along with the movie Titanic.
My asshole Brother-in-law got me dude on dude porn as a Christmas gag gift exchange. (Yuck!)
It found its way under the seat of his car before he left that weekend. 
What, not your color?
(That was a joke, don’t freak out…)
Hmmm… I’ve been fired from a job on Christmas. I’ve fallen off a cliff on Christmas and spent the next three months in a hospital. I’ve been shot at multiple times on Christmas. I’ve been stabbed on Christmas. I’ve had part of a ear chopped off on Christmas.
I really need to serve better eggnog, that must be the problem. I get very bad gifts. Couldn’t possibly be my personality.
Either much better or much less potent all depending. 
And I really have nothing to follow that.
Worst gift? I suppose I would say having to go to an Ex-girlfriend’s mothers funeral like two days before Christmas kind of puts a damper on things, and I was dragged to the damn thing by my mother who was good friends with their family. Awkward and uncomfortable, and no ****ing liquor.
As far as actual gifts, would have to say any clothes that family who hasn’t seen me in years has decided to buy and mail to me and it be several sizes too small or big and then having to talk with them on the phone and try to express how nice it was.
You’ve got to be kidding. Was all this on the same Christmas? If not, I’d quit celebrating it if I were you.
Wait, all this was at your in-laws, wasn’t it? 
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Actually, it was a really pretty dress. Lol. It wasn’t my size though. And it was from a thrift store, so my girlfriend wouldn’t wear it, because she was terrified of getting crabs from some thrift store clothing. (Because it had happened to me once.)
(That was a joke, don’t freak out…)
Do you know how little I get made fun of on this site? Totally not used to it.
Hmmm… I’ve been fired from a job on Christmas. I’ve fallen off a cliff on Christmas and spent the next three months in a hospital. I’ve been shot at multiple times on Christmas. I’ve been stabbed on Christmas. I’ve had part of a ear chopped off on Christmas.
That sucks. Sympathies, bro. However, I’m sure they have some interesting stories attached though!
I really need to serve better eggnog, that must be the problem. I get very bad gifts. Couldn’t possibly be my personality.
My mom drinks eggnog with Sprite in it. Weirdo.
It was more than one Christmas.
And yes, the Vincent Van Gogh episode had a relative involved.
Worst?
Can’t say I ever got a “worst” gift. I suppose I’m a half glass full kinda guy and consider the thought that went into it rather than what it was. I’ve gotten some stuff that doesn’t fit before, other things that are collecting dust in the basement because I can’t use them and just some I had to force a smile at receiving.
But no matter what, it was an indication that someone cared enough to send me something and sometimes things that were beyond their means even as meager as it was. It was an indication I had friends and family that cared about me so I never expressed a thought of something being “the worst.” It’s the spirit of the holiday that matters, the act of giving without expecting something in return.
Can’t say I ever had a “worst” gift.
What? Needs more explanation.
No pun intended…
It found its way under the seat of his car before he left that weekend.
You shoulda sent it Bama. I heard he’s into that.
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Dude, it’s very self-explanatory. He got crabs after wearing a dress from a thrift store, and now only wears stuff that is new off the rack.
I was confused about ‘he’ getting gifted a cocktail dress (and it not being ‘his’ size), and then it snowballed into Salvation Army clothing giving someone crabs. lol
:D:D:D
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This thread is better then the “What’s the worst shit you’ve ever shat?” thread :lol: . I’ve done forgot what the worst gift i’ve ever recieved was. I’ll ETA later…
Found it: I recieved a pear for christmas once. Wrapped in a box, that sumbish was moldy when I opened it! Asshat siblings!!
Shit, if I had a nickel for every time I picked up crabs off of wearin’ a cocktail dress from the Salvation Army . . .
:rolleyes:
Please tell me you could not make change for a dollar with that amount of money.
(Not that there’s anything wrong with that…)
It was my brother’s way of calling me a woman. (Though it shows dedication to balls up and throw away money on a copy of Titanic. Which he knows my mom made me watch every single day for several months when I was a kid, because she wouldn’t watch it alone, and it was/is her favorite movie. He knows I hate that film with a passion.)
This one time, I got crabs from some pants I got at a thrift store. I bought them on the way to a friend’s wedding, because I didn’t own a full suit. I literally changed pants in the car on the way there, while my girlfriend drove. I didn’t even know that crabs could survive that, and I thought that thrift stores washed their clothing before they sold it. I was itching my nuts like crazy that whole day.
This is my life.
Yeah those pumps they sell gave me a corn. What BS. But I was smart and that nighty I bought my wife got sprayed with Raid before I had her try it on.
Man, your GF is one serious Formula 1 race car driver, if her mad drifting skillz can smite pubic infections on the passengers. Must be the heavy G forces.
I have dated me some ugly wimmens overseas, a few of whom could have used some Raid. As perfume.