USS Bremuda, George Bush, Pentagon, Ferrari.....

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lol, so my wife just had a guy tell her an awesome story while she was waiting for her food at the to go area of a restaurant in Boston(she is there for work).

Once he found out she was from Dallas the name dropping and stories began. First off he is good friends with George Bush, and knows Rick Perry. Owns a “consulting” company and is based on Boston. He is having dinner with the chief of police tomorrow night. He also does some work for the Pentagon. His father was the captain of the USS Bermuda and now works at the Pentagon(unless I am missing something this was a steamer from 1861 and with this guy being in his late 40’s or early 50’s…maybe he is a Highlander?). He also was recently in Dallas working with Ferrari to try to begin operations in the US importing their carbon fiber(wtf?)

lol, the USS Bermuda?

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Bermuda_(1861)

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His father must be an old dude.

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Is your wife a hot blond & was she wearing her wedding ring?

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Yes on the first, hopefully on the second. And probably 15-20 years younger than him.

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Well, there ya go. Did she turn into a warm bucket of cream like he had hoped or just say “Oh really, how nice to hear” then grab her food & go?

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She has been around me long enough to know BS when she hears it in most cases. You start dropping ex presidents, governors, and high end sports, cars, and military/pentagon associations it’s not all that hard.

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There had to be a Delta Team 6 reference in there somewhere…

I can’t help but think of Bill Paxton’s character from True Lies.

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lol, there may have been but she said she had a hard time remember all the names, places, and occupations that he dropped.

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At least he wasn’t wearing a uniform with a bunch of FU’d medals/insignia on it…

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Then I would have had her go back in and kick him in the balls.

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She should have said “OMG, you know them too? Laura is like my BFF, let me call her and you can tell her and George ‘Hi’”, then have her whip out her cell phone and start mashing the buttons.

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Also, I’m fairly certain Ferrari doesn’t make their own carbon fiber and they only use it on special models like the F50, Enzo (F60) and the new The Ferrari. All the other models use aluminum body panels, last I had heard anyway. Now if he had said Volkswagen or Pagani or Koingsegg…

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So has this douche actually ever had a woman believe any of his bovien feces and given him her uh well you know special attention?

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It was very nice meeting your wife. I did not mean to appear to hit on her … Hopefully we can meet the next time we attend dinner at the Bush’s. I’ll bring a sample of Ferrari’s carbon fiber for you to check out.

:stuck_out_tongue:

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But to drop all that in one encounter is amazing, hats off to this dude. LOL

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Past weekend girlfriend was out with the girls for birthday celebration and in back-to-back nights was approached by dating pro #1 who, after offering her a light, volunteered that he is usually home on Saturday nights at “a shoot”. You see, he makes porn and is known as " the mammoth". Oddly enough he didn’t follow up by whipping it out?

Next night, dating pro#2 has wallet on bar with some cheese ball looking badge open for all to see. Claims to be undercover NYPD. This guy she does entertain and asks about his “op” while flipping him quick glance at her federal creds. He must have had a break in the case as he rushed off shortly thereafter.

I think d-bags like these make our current girlfriends/wives more faithful as they realize how much trash is out there.