This ain't no s--t. Interesting afternoon...

OK. So I’m talking to this female friend of mine at work about guns, investments, and so on. She doesn’t own any guns, but has talked about buying some, both to shoot, and for investment purposes.

In the course of this discussion, I mention that with the political situation being what it is, I’d put some serious money into black rifles and a .50 or two if I had the extra cash laying around to do it.

She’s an interesting character, to say the least.

This afternoon about 3, she comes to my office and says, “You want to go to your friend’s shop and buy some guns?”

Does a bear shit in the woods?

So, we ditch and go jump in her car and head to the fun shop. We arrive about 10 minutes before he closed, and she starts asking questions. After about 15 minutes, she says “OK, QS, whatever you think will appreciate considerably in 15-20 years or so.”

“Whatever?”

“Yup. Whatever.”

Well no shit. “Well, if I had the cash, I’d definitely get a .50, and that one <pointing to the new Barrett M82a1CQ> will certainly be a good place to start.”

“Okay, whatever you think.”

When I finally began to slow down and feel a little guilty, the pile on the counter had grown to:

6 stripped RRA lowers
3 Bushmaster flattop M4s
1 FN FS2000
1 FN PS90
1 Barrett M82A1CQ
100 NIW AR magazines
10 PS90 magazines
100 rounds LC APIT .50
500 rounds SS192 5.7mm
1000 rounds LC M885
3 Glock 19s
30 Glock magazines

Grand total: $18,597.00 plus Uncle Sam.

My friend grinned and whipped out her pocketbook.

No shit.

Let me be the 1st to say pictures please…

This purchase no doubt caused the immediate asphyxiation or worse of at least one or more ATF agents today I bet.

I have a hard-on!!

pics tomorrow night, I promise. I don’t wanna unpack all that shit tonight.

Fixed it!!

Damn, I would have hit the closest jewelry store and bought her a ring!!! By Gawd!!! man.

WOW… ya, X2 on the pics.

M82CQ FTW!! that is one of my dream guns

WOW!

That’s about how I’d sum all of it up. Dude if she isn’t married (or not yours) hook a brother up.

lol…well, I’m married, but she’s not - and if i were unattached and a few years older i’d be on it :slight_smile: she’s a cutie, but about 18 years older than me.

Hell I’d be willing to relocate for a shugga momma.

That’s about my dream shopping spree, accept more ammo and some more pistols, G-21, 30, SIG’s, some FAL’s, AK’s etc. you get the point… J

Got her picture? :smiley:

SWEET

I’m willing to take one for the team. :smiley:

I would divorce my wife for a woman like that.

HAHAHAHAHA…

Seriously though… Thats messed up.

The guns, or the divorce part?

All kidding aside. I hope you are shopping for a high quality safe and that you have told her that her firearms need to remain in pristine condition.

Nah, that’s no fun. :smiley:

Training, man, training!

So is she going to Pat’s class, Louis’ or the Ken and Jay Show?:smiley:

Wow…Just…Wow :eek: