I apologize if this has been posted before.
THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists.
The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead.
When properly installed it will allow the implantee to speak to God.
It comes in various sizes:
The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly-skilled technician. The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches and nausea, are temporary. Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.
Please enjoy the security we provide for you.
Best regards,
The United States Marine Corp.
Rat, you made my day with that one! Gave me a good laugh, thanks:D
S.M.
aka “Lake City Quiet Pills”
I like that st_judas:D:D:D
Perhaps this could be like Matchmaking for Jihadists?
"Having trouble with the ladies? Can’t get her to show you her ankles? Well, the US has the cure for you. Call 1-800-UP-YOURS and give your location. In a matter of hours, one of our certified matchmakers will arrive and set you up with the 72 virgins you’ll just die to meet.
Remember, Allah doesn’t say you have to kill to be in paradise, you just have to be willing to die to be in paradise."
Very nice - are they available in 55gr. and 62gr. dosages as well?
I like it too! I wish I could claim it. There’s a Fark.com member who uses that as their slogan. Something like “Proudly dispensing Lake City Quiet Pills … since 1989.”
Yes, but they’re not as effective. 
That is a good one, first time i had heard that. Plus the Lake City Quiet Pills:D Priceless patriotic humor:p