Bacon scented beard oil!
I bought a few bags of this stuff the other day. Good stuff.
Can I post the chicks in bacon bikinis here? 
Yes!!
Order placed.
Even Manlier
As long as THEY don’t have beards… :jester:
A banner ad on M4carbine.net.
Maple bacon is for Yankees.
Make my chips jalapeno, please!
LOL
I thought everyone knew the right thing to ask for Christmas…
Only if lathered on by the Swedish National Bikini Team.
Couldn’t you just grow a beard and eat bacon?
Kate Upton in a bacon bikini would be nice!