Somali pirates try to hijack U.S. Navy ship…
I wonder what the thought process that led up to that idea was…
Drunken bet?
So long without food they were hallucinating?
Ship had jelly beans onboard?
Somali version of “dude don’t worry its gonna be awesome trust me”?
Cott must do wonderful things to the thought process! :rolleyes:
Let’s attack a boat full of weapons and trained personnel. That sounds rational to me!
As my buddy Ron White says so well…
“You can’t fix stupid…Stupid is FOREVA”
Thats something when a Navy War ship doesn’t even have to disguise itself to allure pirates. “Dude, lets get that ugly ol gray ship over there. They must be caring secret cargo.” “Dude, let me finish my dope first, cool man.”
“If you think of the kind of young men who are doing this, they go out into the middle of the ocean in a tiny boat. They might not always make rational decisions, and they often attack things that are bigger than they should (attack),” said Middleton.
Hahahaha! D’oh! 
EPIC FAIL!!!
They should of just sunk their boats and left them to Davy Jones.
Dude… Hold my Cott.
I agree entirely. Piracy will quickly become a “self-correcting problem” if they continue to think that taking on warships is a good idea.
I’m guessing the Somali pirates aren’t members of the Mogadishu chapter of MENSA?
Just as a reference, the drug they consume is khat, not cott.
Screw warships, we should send cruise ships and cargo ships out there, carrying nothing but trigger pullers. Let the Somalis think they’re juicy targets, and discover far too late that it’s a trap.
How awesome is that?! You go pirates!!
Can you imagine being that Naval Officer of the deck? Reporting that you are under attack by a rowboat? HA!
Heard about it on the radio earlier. Thought it was absolutely hilarious.
thats awesome, “dude, watch this shit!” hahaha losers.
HOW STUPID 
but I bet even they know a island cant tip over
I agree they should have sank them
I guess we’re not the only country that enjoys a good April fools joke!
Tards.
Industrial-strength stupid.