Really Portland...this is too far left!

jklaughrey · June 2, 2011, 1:14pm

So apparently Portland once again has shown the rest of the nation that they are so far left that it will even shock most liberals. Taxes being reassigned for those who can’t decide if they prefer to “pitch or catch”. Wow, just wow.

http://www.greenfieldreporter.com/view/story/94337c69c80c45bcbe335b8fdd705afb/OR--Sex-Reassignment-Surgery/

montanadave · June 2, 2011, 1:39pm

But wil they cover my penis reduction surgery? I just want to feel normal, not like some kind of circus freak! :lol:

VooDoo6Actual · June 2, 2011, 2:19pm

rediculous.

kwelz · June 2, 2011, 2:39pm

Ok. As someone who has many GLBT friends and tends to support them in everything they do I have to go WTF!. So if I am reading this right it isn’t about finding insurance that will cover it, it is about pulling money from a fund to cover it?

Why is government even bothering with this!

DaBears_85 · June 3, 2011, 12:42am

What the fuck is wrong with this Country?

J

Titleist · June 3, 2011, 12:44am

Damn, looks like this will be another out of pocket expense for mine! :ph34r:

Belmont31R · June 3, 2011, 12:54am

Size doesn’t matter, and Ill tell you why. Just like some guys have 4" dicks and some have 8" every woman is different. Im average and thought I was going to the ER with my wife one night after sex because I poked her hard enough she was getting sharp shooting pains to where she was doubled over crying. A womans parts drop down depending on ‘that’ time of the month, and I hit the wrong part a bit too hard. The uterus builds up a thick lining, and when it gets full it drops down into the canal.

If you have an above average dick find a woman with an above average hole. Basically match your dick size to puss size, and it won’t really matter if you are on the short side or cucumber side. Most girls are turned off by big dicks because its too much for their ass, mouths and pusses.

As far as paying for sex surgeries WTF does anyone else expect these people to there in these types of cities? They’d vote for a 50b a year military yet anyone who wants a dick or puss that doesn’t have one should get one surgically.

Just wait til they make it so tricare covers mil members to get this type of shit.

Belmont31R · June 3, 2011, 12:55am

Well just start working for the city and they’ll pay for your transformation. Win! for you…

Cobra66 · June 3, 2011, 1:23am

Awe hell, the lovely city of SanFransicko has had that law on the books for years.

Portland is just a bunch of wanabees. :rolleyes:

BrianS · June 3, 2011, 6:55pm

Haha. While funny, this terrible disease has a serious impact on people. Support The Little Donny Foundation, get involved.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/67ffdd333d/upright-citizens-brigade-little-donny-part-one-from-thaffner

montanadave · June 3, 2011, 7:23pm

I can’t thank you enough for sharing little Donny’s story. :cray:

It’s such a comfort just knowing I’m not alone.

On a practical note, the cinch strap when riding a bike, while uncomfortable, is an absolute necessity. The pain of spoke/chain accidents is excruciating and the swelling, my god, the swelling! :bad:

Irish · June 3, 2011, 8:20pm

Cut off your own dick on your own dime!

I miss America…

The_Cat · June 3, 2011, 8:45pm

Belmont31R:

Size doesn’t matter, and Ill tell you why. Just like some guys have 4" dicks and some have 8" every woman is different. Im average and thought I was going to the ER with my wife one night after sex because I poked her hard enough she was getting sharp shooting pains to where she was doubled over crying. A womans parts drop down depending on ‘that’ time of the month, and I hit the wrong part a bit too hard. The uterus builds up a thick lining, and when it gets full it drops down into the canal.

If you have an above average dick find a woman with an above average hole. Basically match your dick size to puss size, and it won’t really matter if you are on the short side or cucumber side. Most girls are turned off by big dicks because its too much for their ass, mouths and pusses.

This has to be one of the damnedest posts I’ve ever read, and that’s saying something! :lol:

Skyyr · June 3, 2011, 9:12pm

Belmont31R:

Size doesn’t matter, and Ill tell you why. Just like some guys have 4" dicks and some have 8" every woman is different. Im average and thought I was going to the ER with my wife one night after sex because I poked her hard enough she was getting sharp shooting pains to where she was doubled over crying. A womans parts drop down depending on ‘that’ time of the month, and I hit the wrong part a bit too hard. The uterus builds up a thick lining, and when it gets full it drops down into the canal.

If you have an above average dick find a woman with an above average hole. Basically match your dick size to puss size, and it won’t really matter if you are on the short side or cucumber side. Most girls are turned off by big dicks because its too much for their ass, mouths and pusses.

As far as paying for sex surgeries WTF does anyone else expect these people to there in these types of cities? They’d vote for a 50b a year military yet anyone who wants a dick or puss that doesn’t have one should get one surgically.

Just wait til they make it so tricare covers mil members to get this type of shit.

THE FRICK?!

Titleist · June 3, 2011, 9:20pm

Seriously: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXw6znXPfy4

theblackknight · June 3, 2011, 10:06pm

Meanwhile is the former USSA. . . .

ADM Mike cockgobbler Mullen announced that the DOD, looking to cut, is going after pay and and benefits 1st.

http://www.military.com/news/article/mullen-says-pay-benefit-cuts-on-the-table.html

Spiffums · June 3, 2011, 10:08pm

Belmont31R:

Size doesn’t matter, and Ill tell you why. Just like some guys have 4" dicks and some have 8" every woman is different. Im average and thought I was going to the ER with my wife one night after sex because I poked her hard enough she was getting sharp shooting pains to where she was doubled over crying. A womans parts drop down depending on ‘that’ time of the month, and I hit the wrong part a bit too hard. The uterus builds up a thick lining, and when it gets full it drops down into the canal.

If you have an above average dick find a woman with an above average hole. Basically match your dick size to puss size, and it won’t really matter if you are on the short side or cucumber side. Most girls are turned off by big dicks because its too much for their ass, mouths and pusses.

As far as paying for sex surgeries WTF does anyone else expect these people to there in these types of cities? They’d vote for a 50b a year military yet anyone who wants a dick or puss that doesn’t have one should get one surgically.

Just wait til they make it so tricare covers mil members to get this type of shit.

This is the most instructive post on the subject I have ever read.

Spiffums · June 3, 2011, 10:08pm

You could have been over circumcised as a child.

Moose-Knuckle · June 4, 2011, 12:34am

It’s true I am a wee bit jaded, but this really is no surprise.

I entertain no delusions of grandeur that we the people can restore what was. . .

M4Fundi · June 4, 2011, 12:41am

I have a cunning plan… how to pay for my barrel dimpling:p I will be moving to Portland soon:D