Yes indeed.
A tactical fleshlight with a compartment for extra lube would be ideal.
Will you settle for MOLLE capability?
http://originalsoegear.com/fleshlight.html
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Holy shit seriously? Thats hilarious! :sarcastic:
Well, okay if I have too. 
Damn it… I need an Iphone now…
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You’re probably right that, that was the poster’s intention. I was thinking more about the knife’s use for weapon retention, a role that would be better filled by simply throwing a folder on the waistband of your unmentionables (Or better yet grabbing an actual sidearm).
I am fairly certain that most ban states don’t define the term bayonet lug explicitly and Connecticut if I recall (Just saying that state as it is the state whose wording I remember best) actually uses the term bayonet mount. As such a law enforcement officer would be well within his right to arrest you if the Attorney General for insert ban state ruled that it met the legal definition of a bayonet lug in that state. While you might win your argument that it isn’t a “true” bayonet lug (doubtful), you would still be out thousands of dollars and months, if not years, of your life.
How about a picatinny compatible rail mounted beverage holder?
I’d rather have the Tactical Beer Shingle MOLLE compatible.
The mall ninja types would love to actually be able to bang their AR. That would seal the deal that they’ll NEVER move out of their mom’s basement.
When we’ve reached the point of talking about pocket pussies we’ve reached the end of the thread.