Rage Against the Machine's USO concert causes entire audience to defect

Opening with their hit “Wake Up” to cheers from the audience, the song later reached the final verse, with the lyrics: “Through counter-intelligence it should be possible to pinpoint potential trouble-makers … And neutralize them, neutralize them, neutralize them,” as the audience screamed in elation.

“Neutralize them! That’s what we do motherfuckers!” Private First Class Nathan Jackson shouted along with other soldiers. “Neutralize this, asshole!” he screamed, taking off his reflective belt and throwing it at a nearby Staff Sergeant. He then began to rock so hard he shoved his hands in his pockets.

http://www.duffelblog.com/2013/05/rage-against-the-machines-uso-concert-convinces-entire-audience-to-defect/

RATM is one of those bands that has some great PT/MMA training tunes because of the up beat tempo. However, I hate their politics and would not buy one of their albums.

Having said that, the article is a great piece of satire.

I can’t even stand to hear TM’s name mentioned.

A First Sergeant tried to calm the crowd but spontaneously combusted after an entire platoon took off their eye protection and threw it into a bonfire.

LOL

“Hey there boot corporal, hold this umbrella!” “FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME”

rage against the machine by cashing those Sony checks:D

i liked Rage when I was in middle school and high school until I saw Tom Morrello on the cover of a guitar mag with a hat that said, “commie”.

The article was hilarious!

It’s all the Rage…

Those guys are a bunch of whinny ass commie bitches. I can’t change the station fast enough when they come on.

Those guys made tons of money in a system (capitalism) that they complain about and want shut down. What sense does that make?

Tom Morello and the other RATM goons would not last 5 minutes living in a communist country.

Their band’s website also has a “reading list” that is comprised of all sorts of far leftist moronic books, like Howard Zinn’s “A Peoples History of the United States.” Books filled with untruths and crazy left wing and progressive blabberings.

Typical leftist morons…don’t listen to people like that.

-brickboy240

This makes much more sense than Rage: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0K8p7b3iiR0

Not to mention that they’re rich off of that system, and don’t try to help the poor in the slightest.

Fuck those guys. Even though Morello is a very talented guitarist. I won’t be sad when he dies.

Rage is such a dog shit, Hate Monger, Racist, idiot band.

There are MUCH better guitarists than Morello. I think he is very over-rated.

I laugh when I see photos of him, wearing that silly little green commie hat with the hammer and sickle on the front. The moron would not last a week in China, Cuba or other communist hell hole countries.

-brickboy240

I think it’s funny that the lead singer of All That Remains basically went and said that Tom Morello has the wool pulled over his eyes, and that he’s a statist/communist. And that we’re not safe when a Democrat is in power.

At least there’s some good artists out there on our side.

Bleeding-heart liberals. I find them very insincere, especially in Hollywood. Those are the people I would like to punch in the face the most. I guess a lot of people would find me more right wing than left wing, although I find myself in both wings. That’s what lets me fly. - Marilyn Manson.

I just saw them @ Carolina Rebellion, dude came out wearing a Noveske jacket.:cool:

That’s just pure win.

Just about everyone in the music industry and Hollywood pushes the Commie crap talking about how great Healthcare is in Cuba and the recent praise of Hugo Chavez after his death, all damn Marxist

He’s really a gun guy too not just a poser. So is Maynard of Tool.

Politics aside, this shit made me laugh out loud- “Neutralize this, asshole!” he screamed, taking off his reflective belt and throwing it at a nearby Staff Sergeant. He then began to rock so hard he shoved his hands in his pockets.

On another note, here’s an interesting article connecting the ATR lead singer and Morello-
http://lambgoat.com/news/18946/All-That-Remains-singer-explains-Tom-Morello-Tweet

Phil’s awesome commentary as always. Not to drift too far off the RATM/Morello thread but this interesting.
Phil Labonte of All That Remains on the Second Amendment and our right to bear arms

I can’t believe that folks don’t realize that duffel blog is satire by now.

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