NSFW: Pilot draws giant male member in the sky

First time this classic scene became a reality. Now that’s talent!

You gotta wonder what he was thinking though. It’s not like they didn’t know who left a giant dick in the sky and he or she would get flack for it. Dude is still my hero…

//youtu.be/CpiP_jN1Pv4

Navy acknowledges pilot drew male genitalia in the sky

U.S. Navy officials have issued a statement acknowledging that one of its aircraft was used in the drawing of male genitalia in the sky over a county in Washington state.

Officials at the Naval Air Station Whidbey Island in northwest Washington told KREM 2 that one of their aircraft was used in the skywriting.

"The Navy holds its aircrew to the highest standards and we find this absolutely unacceptable, of zero training value and we are holding the crew accountable,” the officials said in a statement.

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/360874-navy-acknowledges-pilot-drew-male-genitalia-in-the-sky

Distinguished Flying Cross material.

LOL. I was just debating whether to start a thread on this myself. You just can’t make this stuff up.

Child: Grandpa, what did you do in the war?
Grandpa: I drew dirty pictures in the sky.

Some serious psy-ops right there. We should be doing that ever day over NK and various Muslim countries. That would really mess with their head and no translation needed.

If the thread didn’t crack me up enough, this rhetoric pushed me over the edge.

Kudos to you, good sir.

Wasn’t me. Promise.

These skills are perishable, and if not regularly practiced may be lost.

I demand that USN and USAF practice skywriting at least quarterly, if not monthly.

I’d argue the no training value, superb aircraft handling to do that, even if they could do it by 'puter and auto pilot, still genius.

That’s kinda dicked up.

Hell the army and marines left dick drawings all over the sandbox. So why not the Navy? It only fair they get in on the action.

+1…

I think this calls for a music video.

[video=youtube_share;GcpTl5HPupc]https://youtu.be/GcpTl5HPupc[/video]

Hogwash!!! This was a great demonstration of the flight crew flying a tactical pattern and hitting all the way points. It culminated with a simulated weapon release… into the taint.

Seriously though, we used to draw these exact same patterns and send them up to the flight station. They never flew them but I am glad someone decided to validate their mission crews hard work.

I hope someone does that over the next pussy hat march . . .

If I was a pilot I would do the same exact same thing.

I think heads might actually explode if that happened

Making that a background on my PC :slight_smile:
On a side note, forwarded the link to several friends, including marines, army, pilots. Response from a a pilot. “Takes balls to fly for the Navy.” Response that followed, “And apparently dick too!”

I’m seeing a Hoss Cartwright Stetson. That would be my story, and I’d stick to it.

Friggin’ hilarious…but I hope the pilot doesn’t lose his wings over this. Perhaps a sternly worded Letter of Reprimand…