We usually play at work, but I’m interviewing for a new job right now so I can’t this year. It usually comes down to me and another guy who rarely shaves anyway. I won last year, just had to outlast the guys whose wives couldn’t take it. Loosers buy the beer.
Did you ever shave prior to that 11 years? Did it eventually stop growing? Did you trim it? Come on man you can’t say you didn’t shave for 11 years and leave out the details!
In my entire life I have only gone about 5 days without shaving and I already began to feel like a homeless man.
Yes, I did shave for about 25 years prior to that. My officers and SNCO’s became quite unruly when I forgot to shave in the Marine Corps. The Majors in particular seemed to get downright pissy about it.
I did trim the beard, when people started asking me which member of ZZ Top I was.
The last 4 or 5 years I kept it at about an inch long. The “facial hair caught in the collapsable carbine stock” issue made me trim it.
I shaved it off because it was pretty much all white rather than grey for the last 3-4 years, and my workplace was looking to do “voluntary” early retirements. Better to blend in with the youngsters again, so off went the Santa beard.
Thats awesome. I am having trouble dealing with the itchiness, thats why I have never really gone a week without shaving. Every time I turn my head or bend my neck I feel all the hair grind on my face…very uncomfortable.
Does it go away? Do you get used to it?
Trust me, I know how you feel. You have a choice. You can continue to serve your country honorably, or forego the next round of Re-up paperwork and grow a fat ass beard!
I shaved every day or nearly so for 12 or 15 years. When I realized I absolutely hated shaving I quit. Razor hasn’t touched my face in over 20 years.
I went to the barber four months ago, he was out sick. Went back the next week, he was on vacation. Went back the next week, there were 10 people waiting. I’m letting it grow, just for the hell of it. I had forgotten how much fun long hair can be. I won’t brush it for for four hours and I get the Einstein look.
Once it gets long enough to do your first trim, it will feel much better afterwards. Just like how much softer the hair on your head feels after you get it buzzed. Letting conditioner soak into it while you’re in the shower also helps.
I quit having a beard/facial hair because unless you go full on Grizzly Adams it ends up being more work than just shaving everyday.
When I retired in February I didn’t shave for six weeks and had a nice 2" beard going; the wife finally said she was not shaving either until I did. That’s one of the few arguments she’s won in the last 20 years.
I was on block leave this month and was able to grow an impressive goatee, until it was time to go snag a low fade haircut because I didn’t want a moto gunny snatching me up in public haha.