Make shiny aluminum ingots that say “Jenuwine SILVER” on them and let the gold bugs buy them up. Tell them it’s the best way to “hedge their bets” against an inevitable Clinton regime.
They will buy them in bulk… for 9000% their actual value.
Good idea, but too much detail for a stucco casting.
How about a cast aluminum drink coaster? Put some silly-assed pot leaf logo on the front, and on the bottom stamp it “Barry Sotero Mfg Corp.”
You’ll make millions.
I like the irony. A drink coaster made out of drink cans. PRICELESS!
Actually…you might have something.
YOu have to use the words
Sustainability
Eco-friendly
Green
Recycle
crowd sourced
merkin
GMO free
Heavy metal free
steroid free
But, sustainability is the key one.
I was in all seriousness going to suggest a phallic adult toy with a Damascus oops I mean rainbow finish.
While I haven’t read the whole thread, Any Attorney’s out there might want to set up a practice specializing in Gay divorce…
Gold bugs might seem like silly asses, but most I know, can read a scale… Besides that, I don’t think Steyr is wanting to get noticed by the feds…
Make a small ingot and sell them as emergency knives, just add rocks to pound them into shape.
If you make them, I’ll buy one. I have a former coworker that I’d love to send one to as an annoying “gift”.
For the win!
Already banned on ebay. No flags, belt buckles, nothing. A few books about the war with one on the cover, that’s about it.
Yet this stuff is still available
Well they say everyone is just one good idea away from being a millionaire.
Guy Fawkes mask on a cast aluminum “challenge” coin. It would hit it big with the anons all over the net. As a subtle bit of irony collect the addresses of every one you ship to.
Someone’s been watching YT. Id like to get around to making the can melter one day too.
Perhaps some kind of combination craft beer bottle opener/beard trimmer, with an optional peace sign emblazoned on it. You would corner the hipster market with some carry over to regular folk.