Stop purposely giving them ideas lol
I’m shocked, I dont know how I could be at this point. But I am
satire…
:lol:
I see what they did there…
You do understand that this article is BS, don’t you?
Its a joke but I wouldn’t be surprised if it werent
While this is satire, it is a real shame that our country has come to the point that this is just barely satire.
I knew it HAD to be but it still took me a couple seconds to confirm it. If you told me 10 years ago a state would ban Big Gulps I’d have laughed at that. Right now ANYTHING is possible.
I wonder when NYC and Doomberg will ban buildings over 2 stories high since they present an easy target for terrorist strikes? Or maybe just create a “no fly zone” over NYC. He could go on and ban cabbage since it is a known methane producer and a therefore a direct contributor to global warming. And after Sandy I’m surprised he hasn’t made possession of an unregistered hurricane a felony. That surely would guarantee no future “attacks”. Why not take all those huge displays in Times Square and have them broadcast images 24/7 of the benevolent one extolling the virtues of his reign? He’s only there to protect them and make their life better.
He’d be better off just advocating for the passage of a law that says nothing bad will ever happen again. It would save ink too.
Satire or not, this makes just as much sense as the AWB or Soda ban. What will it take to end this government non-sense?
The decision by the rest of the world not to deal in U.S. dollars.
It wouldn’t take much but there are too many dumb people!!!
He could try that but Nathans would lead the revolution. You can have my sauerkraut when you pry it from my cold dead hands.
Yeah even though this is a satire article don’t think for one minute that there aren’t folks out there who would jump on this like white on rice
While this is satire, barely, it’s a pretty valid argument if you wanted to make it into one.
Who NEEDS a Ferrari? Who NEEDS a car that can go 200 MPH? WHERE are YOU going ro drive it?
Who does this sound like?
New York, the big, rotten, apple…
The best part about that satire piece is they accurately portrayed how they ban things that aren’t actually significant contributors to the issue they claim to be addressing. Much like ARs, Ferraris cause few if any vehicular fatalities.
BUT BUT it has a seat belt thing that goes up! :suicide:
I lost it at “tinted windows for concealed occupant carry.”:laugh:
That actually made be laugh. Good one.
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