My Wife Bought Bud Lite, Is There Any Way To Turn It Into Beer?

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:mad:

:confused:

:rolleyes:

Now I have a whole case of this piss water.

B_C

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My Wife Bought Bud Lite, Is There Any Way To Turn It Into Beer?

Yep, send her back to the store.:stuck_out_tongue:

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Tell her bottled water is cheaper, and tastes the same.

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This is just the same as the time she complained that I didnā€™t turn the oven on. How would I know where the oven is?

B_C

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What is a o-v-e-n ?

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Iā€™m sorry to say, B_C, but this is YOUR fault.

What were you doing letting her out of the kitchen in the first place?

What do you say to the guy who ran over your wife?
ā€œWhat were you doing driving through my kitchen?ā€

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Fair point. I have to admit I let her wear shoes as well.

B_C

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Iā€™m confused. Are you newlyweds or something? I mean, Bud Light? Sorry, she has to go.

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Well someone needs to do the shopping.

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Youā€™re living dangerously, man.

Buying beer isnā€™t ā€œshopping.ā€ Itā€™s ā€œfieldcraft and survival.ā€ So really, the mods should move this post into the appropriate forum.

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Any lowly scallywag bringing that weak excuse for grog to my vessel would walk the plank.

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It could be worse. It couldā€™ve been Icehouse.

Scoby

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Bud Light isnā€™t too bad for boiling ribs or brats in before grilling.

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bl tastes fine compared to the 55 calorie bud select my wife brought home the other day. Have no idea how she can drink it??

Imagine topo chico w/ a spalsh of corona. YUCK!!!

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Haā€¦ on the 1st date ever with my now wife I made a comment about how small her feet were. She kinda looked at me funny, and had that ā€œhuhā€ look on her face. I said oh that means you can stand closer to the sink.

It was a joke I heard, and for some reason spitted it out on a 1st date with a hot chick. She called me when I was still on the way home, and asked ME for a 2nd dateā€¦:smiley:

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Itā€™s a luxury I can afford since I havenā€™t fallen into that particular bear trap quite yet.

Incidentally, other luxuries I can afford are:

  1. Not even stocking beer in the house anymore. All I have is Chivas 18 (which Iā€™m about to pour a glass of).
  2. My Noveske. :cool:
  3. Letting the dog sleep on the bed.

I imagine that, when the day comes, 2 of those 3 things are going to have to go.

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FFS, I donā€™t let the dog on the bed. He can sleep on the floor. Well, unless he can go to the store and buy decent beerā€¦ then I might let him on the bed.

B_C

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Does hunting lions count?