So, I’m working on turning my garage from a place to park the wife’s car, into a place to park the wife’s car/man-cave. I started stuffing all my cool-guy commando gear out there, and putting together a firearm workbench.
Whilst through this process, and doing my first task on my bench (routine cleaning/inspection), I thought, “It sure would be nice to have a little radio out here”.
So, over the past week or so, I’ve been on a quest to drum up a simple AM/FM radio.
Wal*Mart - Nothin’
Best Buy - Nothin’
HH Greg - Nothin’
Brandsmart - Nothin’
Target - Nothin’
Big Lots - Nothin’
Frye’s - Nothin’
Sure, I can order one off the internet, but that’s absurd. I can order an 8-track player off the internet too. I’m stubborn, I’m not old, damnit! I won’t order something that should be a dime-a-dozen off the internet.
Apparently, as I’ve now discovered, simple AM/FM radios are a thing of the past.
Since I don’t own an I-Pod, I’m, as it is painfully evident, no longer a viable consumer.
The girl at Best Buy, quite literally, laughed at me when she asked if I needed help finding something. She proceeded to inform me that their Ghetto-Blaster 9000™ boomboxes have AM/FM radios, and their I-Pod docking stations have them as well.
WTF!?
I don’t want a clock.
I don’t want an I-Pod “docking station”.
I don’t want a CD player.
I don’t want an automatic, self-luminous, nuclear-powered, high-definition, satellite, Wi-Fi enabled, subscription-service, 2160p resolution, multi-phased broadband .mp4 reverse flux-polarity indicator, with a triple sinewave generator…I just want an AM/FM radio.
AM? Check!
FM? Check!
Sold.
Pitiful. I could probably buy some Coby branded one, or Haier, or Sansui, or some other brand I’ve never heard of. Does Panasonic, Sony, Magnavox, anybody reputable make radios anymore?!?!?!?!?
It doesn’t help that consumer electronics bore the living shit out of me…bore me to tears. It was literally the first time I’ve stepped foot in a Best Buy in about three years.
It’s now painfully obvious that I’ve been living in a cave.
Sorry for the rant; I turn 30 in 9 months…:eek:
