Yes, her real name, all 5’5" and and 210lbs of her, was arrested for “WEAPON OFFENSE-MISSILE INTO DWELLING…” :neo:
And where did this happen? Polk County Sheriff’s office of Grady Judd, an old school no BS law man I have quoted in the past.
You can’t make this sh&% up! Now that was my laugh for the day!
http://www.polksheriff.org/inq/pages/inmate.aspx?BookingNumber=2014-009202
I once knew a Candice Cane. No joke. Similar type of person too.
I knew a Peter Rabbit but he didn’t launch missiles at people. 
I went to school with a kid named Ronald Reagan. At the beginning of every years when they did roll call the teachers always thought someone was playing a joke. Also had a Michael Hunt.
While its no match for Candace Cane, I knew an April May.
When I was in business I used to deal with a lady named Candy Beaver.
I also used to deal with someone named Camaro King.
Mr. Dickey Cunt is our elevator inspector. I’ll try to grab a picture of the form inside the door next time I’m at the hospital. Poor SOB
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She never had a chance.
Egads. That’s nasty.
My dad taught college biochemistry for 30 some years and he had some prize winning names come through. In no particular order some highlights are:
Chew My Dong
Ifaki Adaki (say it fast)
Fook Yu and Dam Yu (brother and sister team)
And then there’s Bill Lear, father of the LearJet, who named one of his daughters Shanda, no kidding…
My mom taught at a school in the lower income part of town. Fashion and Famous were twins, and King Solomon III was a Real classy name.
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My mom was the administrator for an OBGYN practice for years. One of their patients had a set of twins and they were named, get ready, Male (pronounced Molly) and Female (pronounced Fe-Molly)
I wish I were joking…
I knew an April Showers…
There’s a Jeff Cooper who works at one of the gas plants where I work. I haven’t figured out who he is yet or (more importantly) if he likes guns. I just see his name on the sign-in sheet.
Went to school with a Brook Trout.
There is a dude in the small town my FIL has his lake house in, he runs a nail salon. You can’t miss the sign as you drive through the one street town. Phuc No Nails.
When my BIL was in high school he worked at some hipster clothing store in the mall. One of the girls that applied to work there first name was L-A. So he asked her during the interview how do you pronounce your name “L.A.” like the initials or “La” like it sounds. She replied oh no you pronounce the “dash” it’s Ladasha. I told him she should call her Lahyphena.
I had a guy in custody who’s legal first name was Cocaine, we thought it was an alias until we ran his prints through AFIS. You can’t make this shit up.
Local building code official in NJ is named Jack Daniels :-). He was a bit of a dick…
That’s as interesting as the names in my life gt 
Girl I went to school with had the name Starrzanne Stipes.
Some of the meorable names that have come through my court room:
General Mills (cereal company)
Chakka Khan Smith
Enola Gay Roberts (anyone wanna guess her DOB?)
Nissan Maxima Jones
Toshiba Waters
George Washington Carver
Twin brothers John F. Kennedy and Robert F. Kennedy
Lyndon B Johnson
Ronald Wilson Reagan
I’m sure there are more that I have left off and some of the alias/nicknames I’ve seen are truly hilarious.
I’ve actually eaten here.
Years ago I knew this lady who was dating a soldier just home from the Iraq war. His rank was Major, and his last name was Wood. Major Wood.