If there are any fans of the Greaseman, they’ll know right away how I made the connection from the following quotes
If The Hydraulics could talk
http://www.greaseman.org/sounds/johnnys/3/If%20the%20hydraulics%20could%20talk.mp3
For more greasy goodness with The Lawman, Estelle, Sgt. Fury and others involved with ribald adventures of hobbledogee, and other activities http://www.greaseman.org/bits_johnnys.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8m7CQ81EmU
You can thank Bear1 & elephant for inspiring this assault on your good taste