I am interested, but can only work every third day in odd-numbered years. I prefer to be paid primarily in bitcoin, with annual inflation adjustments in wampum and beef jerky. I should mention that my BO can be iffy at times but I carry a cosmoline impregnated amulet that can be held between students and I when needed. I also request a reasonable accommodation for my vertigo in the form of range-red Z-coil shoes and a Q-tip allowance. Thank you for your time, and may the force be with you.