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Yes, the Haterade and Hey Fuck Face are indeed the secret patches.
I luv me some haterade
Drake of Magpul had the “Hey F*CK Face” patch on his hat. We were sitting in a restaurant in VA and the waitress comes up with a smile on her face and then sees his hat. She quickly lost her “cheery” smile.
C4
I think we should get this patch for GotM4:
I also liked this pic a lot. Man does this dog look like he would kick someones ass or what!
C4
No wonder she lost her smile:rolleyes: Why anybody would wear a foul language offensive patch I don’t know.
These are awesome! I really like the her F*ck face patch. The front of the cap is exactly where I would want it as well.
Seriously?
Unless there is something I do not understand, walking around with patches that say F*ck face or other bad language that might be considered an offense might get you in trouble in the wrong environment if people take it personally.:rolleyes:
Where’d you get these?
Pure genius on the officer’s part.
I agree with him. I think it’s ridiculously tacky. I swear a lot, around people I know, but in public it shows a lack of class IMO.
To each his own.
Jay
Look guys I am no angel and I can swear with the best of the worst and I can do it in 5 languages maybe even more but how would you feel if some one wearing this patches like “What now bitches” walked into a café where your mother, wife or daughter works?
I dish out my insults to people I target, not collectively to insult people that have done nothing wrong to me.
Now if you want to behave like that go ahead I don’t care but make sure you do not walk into the wrong place where they might get upset and decide to do something about it.;):eek:
The only reason I am making an issue of this is because it is beyond my comprehension why any body would wear patches like that.:rolleyes:
Have to agree, those patches say nothing but “look at me”. Last thing any proffessional would want in the real world.
There fun amusing and mostly well thought out but not in any proffessionals best interest.
I really like the dog awesome animal.
Sadly if I were a defense attorney and could produce this picture in court on a dog bite gig, specific to the dog who did the bite, I’d win 9 times out of 10.
Perception is reality for 90% of the population weather you believe it or not.
D Williams
The patches are humorous. What is even more funny is they are playing off the North Face and Gatorade logos. It is not as if I will be wearing them daily. They will go on range bags and such. They will be used as morale boosters for guys on deployments. People need to lighten up a bit. Just my 2 cents.
And how is that?
Good morning doc. It’s not the patch, it’s the perception of the meaning of the patch. What can an attorney turn this innocent patch into. Everything but the truth, that’s their job smoke/mirrors.
An old defense attorney saying. If you can’t attack the facts’ attack the officer.
I have nothing against the patchs, or attorneys Ive had pretty much every attorney in my town up my ass about a mile while on I was on the stand.
After the case is over we go have coffee. It’s our jobs.
What would happen if police officers or deputies wore those patch’s on their uniform. Or after a shooting I notched my 1911 grip. This dog is a police officer.
There is an expectation or standard that is exceptable and not exceptable. It’s the small silly stuff that bites you every time.
Let me bore you with an old tale.
Many years ago we did a search warrant on a single wide trailer. The perp was slinging dope and turning on AK-47’s. I was first thru the door on this shit hole and instantly engaged by the perp who was not armed, but had an AK leaning against the wall next to him.
He dove for the weapon and I dove onto him to keep him from accessing the weapon. My team is stuck behind me as Im fighting this guy for a full auto rifle he intends to use on us.
Im knocking the dog shit out of this turd who is simply not letting go of the AK. While I using the force nessacary to disarm this guy Im saying " Let go of the fucking rifle sir" Repeated at least 15 times.
I won, he gave up the rifle, got cleaned up by the medics,and taken into custody without further incident. As Im getting him secured I look up and see a National Guard soilder who was attached to the task force filming this whole event.
No worries, I didn’t pummel the guy I was well within the force continum. "we cleaned up and the next day watched the film.
I have to admit it was a brutal brutal fight and the ability to review our actions during and after the fact was very valuble.
3 full auto AK’s come out of the place, several pounds of crank, a shit load of stolen property. We did our jobs.
4 months later we go to court. Im on the stand and feeling like we did good for the community.
The defense attorney attacks like a rabid dog of it’s chain.
He didn’t attack the vicious fight we had, or the fact that I had to pummel his poor fucking biker client.
No he attack’s my language while in this fight for my teams lives. We almost lost the case because I had said fuck and cock sucker about a dozen times in this three minute ordeal which was all on film.
So they say life is the lesson.
The lesson I learned that day as a very young narc was never never call the perp a mother fucking cock sucker, while in a fight over a full auto AK, or his attorney will shit a brick in court, which might cost you everything you worked hard for…
Back to the patch’s had me or the other deputies had on those silly little patches that bad guy would have most certainly been back on the streets.
I prefer to walk softly, and quietly and carry a 1911, thanks for your time.
D Williams
Well I think the expletive patches are funny, but I agree with Dragon Slayer that they don’t belong in “public”. To wear them in public is as offensive as dropping really loud F Bombs around someone’s kids in a restaurant.
I could see the patches going over really well at a training course however.
But in public, it would show the wearer to be immature, crass, uncivilized and anti-social, and just an all around “Hey! Look at me! I’m a Smart Ass Tough Guy Dick Head” 
Just my two cents, I’ll fuck off now thank you very much
Funny patches are what I do also. They are all Velcro and get rotated almost daily. However I only wear them at the range around like minded individuals such as the guys I work with as we take them for what they are. Depending on who is around I may not even use them at the range.
However I cannot or will not wear the vulgar ones in public as they are unprofessional in my line of work, even if I am on my own time. I would also find them somewhat offensive if I were with my family. Not that I would have a cow or anything and I am no angel as I can be known to swear with a certain amount of passion, but I try not to swear like a trucker when in public either. Time and place for most everything.
Dirk, thank you for taking a dangerous person off the street. Just in case no one else says it, I appreciate it. And I understand your point.
Stay safe.
I also own just about every patch like that, that MM or other people sell. They are funny. I do not wear them when I teach my Sunday School class. There’s a time and place for nearly everything, as others have said.