A U.S. Marine squad was patrolling north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state.
The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.“I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable lowlife, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left wing liberal drunk.” "So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, ugly, mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton! "And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us!!!
Several reasons why the evil one is doing well in Ohio.
The Ohio Republican Party has managed to annoy many of its core constituencies, by being corrupt, in efficient, and liberal.
Secondly; Ohio’s economy stinks, largely thanks to the US auto industry tanking. This will put about any populist into a good light, and everyone knows who HIllary is.
The large cities in Ohio are largley ran by Democratic machines.
OSU and its 50,000 extra liberals to vote in Franklin County.
I can’t imagine the pain of living in a Dem controlled state. My heart goes out to you. “corrupt, inefficient, and liberal”. That seems to sum up the problem w/ Repubs throughout the nation - what’s up with that? it’s a good thing the Dems are catty and weak or we would be in more trouble than we already are.
