So apparently Jade Helm 15 starts today.
As of 1838 hours Az time I have not been rounded up and taken to a Walmart turned death camp.
Everyone else still okay?
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ETA: Oddly, my browser hung up and double posted.
Jade Helm sounds like strippers name.
Those who haven’t responded are either watching Kaitlen Jenner getting an ESPY award on the tube, or are being segregated, classified and assigned a number at FEMA Camps Bentonville, Rogers or Walton. Once processing is complete, re-education begins in 72 hours.
Well that shits going down 50 miles from me. No one noticed anything other than a bunch of guys doing push ups at a local air port.
It’s been 4 hours - any change in your status?
omg M4C went down for a few minutes just now… they must be shutting down all dissenting websites!
Also it’s been over 30 minutes since I asked of C-grunt is ok, so I’m pretty sure he’s in a FEMA camp.
Do I need to bring a pen and a notebook to be reeducated?
“Re”?
I don’t think much took the the first time.
NEIN! Bringen Sie eine Nummer zwei Bleistift Bitte!
No writing required or multiple choice test bubbles to be filled in with the #2 pencil. Re-education will be a large room, everyone seated in chairs and you’ll be wearing headphones while looking at a big screen. No interaction with the persons seated next to you. You’ll be segregated based on education, experience and how you respond to initial interview questions. Stupid people go to one group, educated and sophisticated groups go to another group and your re-education will be tailored to your background, education and experience.
By time they’re done with most, the Stockholm Syndrome will be evident and many will be thanking the new masters for the enlightening experience.
Don’t worry the WalMart camp isn’t such a bad place. This WalMart has a really good Wi-Fi connection. And the Subway bread is smelling good. I’ll be stopping by the Electronics section in a little bit. They’ll be showing movies.
Plus they have lots o’ candy and soda pop.
Except for sitting a small room, that is pretty much an international flight.
The chair is against the wall. John has a long mustache.
I got rounded up and sent to a FEMA camp and all I got was this lousy formaldehyde-infested trailer.
JAWOHL!!!
0954 hours. I’m still holed up in my living room bunker. I closed the shades and curtains so I pretty much have a impenetrable fortress.
Though I did hear what sounded like a MRAP drive by earlier. Could have been UPS though. Or maybe one of the Blue Bell I e Cream mobile crematorium trucks.
I would totally get in one of those to see if there was any Blue Bell actually in it, listeria or not.
Ja! Herr Commandant!
Remember M4C kids, don’t go inside the Snap-On Tools truck with the Ron Paul sticker that says it’s giving out free tools if you just step inside for a minute.