We have 71 trained soldiers in 15 different states ready at our word to attack any target we desire. Out of the 71 trained soldiers 23 have signed up for missions like Sunday, We are increasing in number bithnillah. Of the 15 states, 5 we will name… Virginia, Maryland, Illinois, California, and Michigan. The disbelievers who shot our brothers think that you killed someone untrained, nay, they gave you their bodies in plain view because we were watching.
Karl Denninger is speculating that this will be targeted at gun-free zones:
I had a conversation with a few like-minded friends.
Those who are on the fence, this is probably a good reason to start slingin around a rifle, med kit, etc. Those of us in LE will respond, but it will be a miracle (like in TX) that LE will be the first to make contact. The average citizen needs to step up.
Edit* Never mind. I suppose I shouldn’t be excited about ISIS in Michigan but this really isn’t suprising news. How many Moo slums are on the East side of the state?? A lot. Oh well.
Bachelor party in Detroit this weekend… woo hoo.
Why is no one commenting that only 23 out of 71 of these Jihadi’s is still willing to run a mission? That’s not a pretty good ratio.
The headline should read:
“73% of Terrorist Refuse Suicide Mission”
In a stunning admission of the impact of the failed mission this weekend to punish those blasmyphing the prophet Mohammed, only 27% of affiliated Jihadists would embark on a similar mission. “That was a transit cop with a handgun, imagine if we run into someone with a rifle!”, said Mohammed from his US govt paid for public housing. Reportedly this throws the Jihad plans into disarray since only 23 Jihadis are available and three of them have new goat/girlfriends, so they cannot be counted on. “Twenty-three Jihadis? David Koresh, the pagan, had more followers than that. This is a complete disaster for us at ISIS,” said spokesman Mohammed. “Plus, all of us are named Mohammed, so it makes planning emails really difficult to follow. Which Mohammed gets the Kel-tec, which gets the Hi-point?”
Soon this thread will be visited by those who will tell you you’re paranoid, and bring up the Klan, the Inquisition, the American Indians, etc…you know, to make ISIS morally equivalent to us bad white Americans.
