Iran cracks down on subversive squirt guns

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424053111904823804576502342250845116.html?mod=e2fb

Those wacky Mullahs are at it again. This time the threat to the Islamic Revolution comes from decadent, immoral Western Super Soakers!

Fars News Agency, affiliated with Iran’s Revolutionary Guards, blamed Zionists and Americans for corrupting the minds of the youth and coaxing them into water parks.

They need a new template. If one of the mullahs had a bad case of gas after a meal, would he blame Zionism and America as well?