Do you think JSantoro and Iraqgunz would run around locking all the conversations and saying this has been discussed already?
We’d all have to stand around an look at each other quietly.
That’s funny!
And there’d be a Colt, BCM or Daniel Defense minimum for entry.
ETA: this thread has great potential…
It would be interesting to see how banning people face to face would come about. Tar and Feathers?
Holding up targets could be the punishment for an infraction. 
-Jax
Someone would bring chips and dip made from dog crap, and insist it was as as good as the real stuff. They would have never tasted it before in their lives, just used a recipe that “everybody said” was up to spec.
After they were held down and made to eat the aforementioned poo, a light of realization would slowly appear in their eyes…
There would also be a truly stupendous amount of empty beer bottles to clean up after the party.
Anyone who says the phrase ‘its been flawless’ is automatically the official brass picker upper.
-Jax
That’s ridiculous. Obviously there would be plenty of searchable materials on hand at the party for everyone to read.
We could play cool games like Jeopardy.
Categories are:
Religion and Science
AR rifles and AK rifles
9mm and .45
The Proper 10.5 SBR
17th Century Composers
:sarcastic:
I’m so tired of hearing this.
One new member commented on his flawless rifle only having one malfunction.
I was like, huh?:rolleyes:
I suspect such a gathering might resemble a “Festivus” celebration featuring an initial airing of grievances followed by the obligatory feats of strength or, perhaps more appropriately, marksmanship.
I’m going to go test my 10.5 FN barrel today… I’m hoping to be able to start an “it’s been flawless for 100 rounds” thread. :jester:
That would be the most interesting Jeopardy ever judging from some past GD threads on the subject.
The moderator would need a Taser!
I remember the thread that was started where we were electing fellow m4c members for a figurative presidential office.
I agree, a festivus for the rest of us it shall be.
I think we would all be a little ashamed of the way we treat each other online when we actually meet face to face…
Yep.
But it is funny to ponder on:
Anyone who begins a conversation with, "Hey guys what do you think about ‘Brand X verses Brand Y’ " shall be punished.
The sentence. A 24 hour lock up with markm and a monitor that ONLY & CONTINUALLY plays YouTube videos that praise LWRCi. :jester:
-Jax
I’ve been saying this for a while…
This. It’s almost always a genial conversation when everyone is carrying loaded weapons. Heinlein was correct.
Montanadave: “I say, nice pistol you have there.”
SteyrAUG: “Why, thank you. Just picked it up the other day.”
Montanadave: “German, isn’t it?”
SteyrAUG: “Quite.”
Montanadave: “I rather fancy a German pistol myself from time to time.”
SteyrAUG: “Shoots frightfull well, if I so say so myself.”
Note: Not picking on either fellow. I just think it would be fun to listen to both gentlemen talking about guns and elk, whilst puffing on a pipe and talking with British accents.
I suspect my Walther PPQ isn’t going to hold a candle to the vintage Lugers SteyrAUG has in his stash. 
Lets invite folks from TOS with their Spikes and Bushies. Someone has to be the wall flowers. I’ll be too busy floatin kegs.
Of all the psuedo holidays, I wish that one was real more than any other. If I had my choice I would observe that and the Feast of Dionysus.