Hitting yourself in the face with your $500 NCO sword doing “carry sword”. (With a few Johnnie Walkers…)
As long as you’re not this guy, you’re OK!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvmjRbW_OEc
OH, a piece of that just got me Odell, it got me good! Yeah, thats what my face said about 1/2 hour ago.
Gargoyle, unless you’ve got your head somewhere it ought not to be, it sounds like it was a pain in the face, not the ass.
Remember, alcohol and firearms don’t mix–so do all your drinking beforehand.
An expensive NCO sword becomes a firearm? I’ll have what he’s drinking!! 
But really the obvious answer to the unasked question is…Just don’t do that anymore! Glad you survived to vote again, Bro!!!
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I was only trying to indicate that the same goes for swordplay, without insulting anyone’s intelligence or ability to draw similar conclusions on their own.:D:p
Also, when providing the sword bridge for Marine’s wedding, smacking your buddy on the backswing immediately prior to cracking the bride in the bumpus WAY too hard…
There’s no explaining that one away.