If this were men's soccer...

Bassett would be killed, no doubt.

Wat…

FIFA women’s World Cup.

Tie game. 91:30 on the clock and an English girl trying to clear the ball scored an own goal and gave Japan the win.

I can’t even imagine…

I can’t even imagine that there’s people here who give a **** about soccer. This ranks right up there with Steyr’s post about Whitney Houston’s kid.

You guys are slipping…

You do know that the USA is in the final, right?