So I usually don’t rant, I’m laid back and can blow off most anything. What happened to me tonight though has me angry.
I spent all thursday and a good portion of today building a smoker. I went to the store and bought ribs and a brisket and though I usually don’t drink, some beer. I bought a lot of beer because when I do drink, I kinda like to mix it up - say maybe I’ll have a few different micro brews then just relax and put back a few normal lighter pilsner beers.
So I finally finished getting my smoker ready after a trial run to make sure my temps were ok, took a little longer than I planned but whatever- I put a rack of spare ribs on at 9pm and figured I’d sit
in my nice back yard by the fire pit and and have a few brews and listen to music till they were done at 1-2 ish.
My girl went to here friends house around 10, came back around 12 with her liberal friend and her liberal boyfriend. Shes “tired” and goes to bed (thanks alot). No big deal I said Ill just go put the AR that was sitting by the door in the closet and try to be nice.
Big mistake- my first gut instinct was to just tell them to leave but instead I played nice and tried to explain my smoker wasnt a grill and yes “it really takes 6 hours to make ribs”. Well this pussy boyfriend keeps complaint about being “cold” despite the fact he has on fucking flip flops, so I say just take the path to the back yard I have a fire going back there. Figured everything was good, put on iPod and sat by my new smoker.
Well about 12:45 I go inside to get a beer- had about 4-5 and really felt like having a few more. Open fridge… Beer all gone, can’t be, I had 20 or so of mix and match variety left. Nope about 10 half drank beers are sitting on my kitchen table. I immediately head to the back yard and find the rest of my beers strewn about my back yard half drank and to top it all off these jackasses somehow managed to rearrange the logs in my firepit in such a godamned retarded manner that they put my fire out in 30 min. They were gone or I would possibly be in jail- depending on who the cops beleived.
They were kind enough to leave there shitty bottle of merlot behind and I attempted to drink some out of spite why waiting for my ribs, it didn’t work and I sat here pissed for the past 3 hours.
Moral of story never let liberals come over and when at your house don’t resist the natural desire to slap them. I seriously sat here for 3 hours wishing I would have just slapped him into submission- he was too much of a pussy to hit with a closed fist… And yet he won LoL. Rant over.
Next weekend, go to their place and trash it. When people fling poo, it’s time to grunt one out and fling some of your own. Try to make it as embarrassing as possible for your girlfriend and she may learn her lesson, or “the truth will out” and it will turn out that she is a closet lefty man-hater who will reflexively favor her like-minded friends over you. Win-win.
ETA: I will say though, I’ve historically been more consistently fucked by my fellow sailors than by liberal friends of the penis warmer.
What in the heck does being either conservative or liberal have to do with someone drinking all of your beer or messing up your fire? Seems either is more than capable of both. Drunks do stupid things, even conservative ones.
You were the one that failed to monitor the situation. Now who’s fault is it really?
NO ONE who I think is lib, or an Obama supporter comes in my house, PERIOD.
And I will utterly ridicule every single “male” I see wearing “flip flops”
or sandals, until they either want to fight, or leave highly embarrased. When/where/how/why men started wearing goddamned flip flops is beyond me, but ALL of you that do look like fuckin homo’s and look ridiculous to boot. NONE will ever enter my place wearing that shit, and I dont give a fat rats ass who likes it or not. Lazy fucks cant even put on shoes nowadays.
Straight Shooter - eat shit and die. If you think you can judge someone based on what they wear, you’re just as high-functioning-retard as the liberals you don’t let in your home.
If need to run, I bet you any amount of money I can kick off flip flops and outrun your ass with your fancy tactical tie shoes.
I KNEW one of you would pipe up.
I.DONT.CARE. that you dont like it. And YES, I CAN judge a person how they dress, and you look like a mo wearing flip flops, PERIOD.
I dont own ANYTHING tactical… yet another bunch of shit. So go put them hairy assed feet, with the yellow nails, in some damn shoes and act like a fuckin man for Gods sake.
I have no problem with this, it is your house after all. But I have managed to convinced several of my liberal friends who voted for Obama last time the error of their ways.
And I will utterly ridicule every single “male” I see wearing “flip flops” or sandals, until they either want to fight, or leave highly embarrased. When/where/how/why men started wearing goddamned flip flops is beyond me, but ALL of you that do look like fuckin homo’s and look ridiculous to boot. NONE will ever enter my place wearing that shit, and I dont give a fat rats ass who likes it or not. Lazy fucks cant even put on shoes nowadays.
Wow! Just wow! I think you are confused about just who has issues!
This is an essentially baseless thread that has nothing to do with anything but the oddity of you cooking ribs at 1AM while allowing unsupervised drinkers to roam your property, take things and loiter at will. People fighting over flip flops in it is pathetic.
Hey Anthony, we appreciate your participation as a newcomer, but let’s pretend this didn’t happen and give it a try again sometime soon. Maybe when you haven’t been up all night drinking.
