I found $300 in my flower bed...

I’ve put in miles of flower beds for the wife. All I ever found were scorpions, black widows and the occasional stumpback diamondheaded coppermoccassin!! Wish I had your luck. Any lotto advice?

What was crumpled up - the cash, or that pesky Jehovah’s witness moonlighting as a census worker?

(I keed, I keed… nice find :p)

Did everyone else run out and check their flower beds after reading this? or am I the only one?

No. My luck isn’t that good, and besides, my dogs would have ate it.

And right after I got home with the new Glock, I can hear the wife: “Honey, I was working in the garden and lost the cash you gave me this morning. Will you help me look for it?”