Hi-risers aka Donk, Box, or Bubble.

So I was on the way home from the range the other day and saw this. I had to share and see if you guys find this as stupid/funny as I do. Seen of few of these over the years but this one takes the trophy as the worst.


IMAG0758 by reaperaz, on Flickr

Well, at least it’s clean. But, I am a bit disappointed with the lack of curb feelers and fuzzy dash cover.

There’s a Chevy Caprice in my AO that’s a filthy, rusted-out shitbox with about $4k worth of gigantic rims and low-profile tires on it.

“Donks” are pretty common in south florida. they usually have stoopid paintjobs involving Hennessey labels, Skittles, etc…They seem to ride like crap, too!

Its pretty weird to be next to one in traffic and it sits higher than my F150.

I saw those all the time in Sacramento.

You should see the one around here that’s painted John Deere green with JD emblems all over w/ginormous yellow wheels.

-Jax

LOL. I find those things retarded stupid, but to each his own.

Although I am a car guy at heart I just don’t understand the logic behind these things. I wish I would have taken a picture of the inside because the dash was wrapped(possibly painted)to match the paisley bandana exterior. The dude driving was straight out of a bad rap video complete with do-rag and gold chains. The most annoying thing to me though was the bass coming from the thing. I don’t know how people can enjoy that let alone put up with it. I’m all for having a nice stereo and all but I don’t feel the need to have an entire city block feel the bass. What kind of long term damage are they causing to their hearing. Yikes.

Even the door is sad.

Poor guy must be embarrassed.

Cars like that cream, “pull me over…I an high as a kite or have been downing tons of malt liquor.”

…awful.

-brickboy240

…cracker.

:wink:

-Jax

Come to the south. I see at least 40 or 50 a day. Never saw one until I moved here. Oh- and mopeds. Yeah. Unreal.

Ye gads is that a gauge pod on the passenger’s A pillar? Surprised it’s not done up in McDonald’s/candy/soda logos like a lot are.

Common regional fad. Really no different than the jacked up muddy azz trucks common here in the South. Different strokes for different folks.

Some people laugh at us because we like guns and invest so much money and time into them.

Oh my God, I didn’t even notice that. :lol:

Maybe, but the lifted 4x4 truck is lifted for a reason - ground clearance off road and in the mud or swamps.

The lifted Impala serves little purpose…except looking ugly and causing white people to point and laugh at intersections.

-brickboy240

Seriously most lift jobs never even see grass let alone mud. They do however cause some people to stare at intersections and laugh at $1500 worth of tires getting ground away riding on road rather than off road which is what they are made for. See what I mean…different strokes for different folks. What may look cool to you may look silly to someone else. Doesn’t make either wrong or right…just mean we all have different likes and dislikes. Some folks laugh at the guys with saggy pants on while the saggy pants guys are laughing at the guys wearing tight nut cutters and cowboy boots. Different strokes for different folks.

LOL. I hate those stupid things as well. Especially when you know that thing hasn’t been anywhere near the rocks and dirt and mud.

No matter my feelings. To each his own. I’d much rather people spend their time and money on those things than fucking up.

Not everyone lifts their 4x4 pickup to the crazy heights.

I have a 3" lift on my Tundra but mostly so I could fit slightly larger tires and level the thing out.

Some of us DO use our 4wd feature but yeah…many never do. I fail to see why anyone wants to lift it or even own a 4WD if you are never going to use it.

The lifted cars still look silly…and so do most of the people I see driving those things. Straight out of a bad rap video. LOL

-brickboy240

To the point I am making I am sure some of those folks would probably say the same about you :wink: Your normal isn’t the standard that all are judged by.

I asked a guy driving one of these why he had M&M’s all over it…and I quote “It’s a candy paint job” I thanked him and walked away.