This is going around the ‘net a bit. This had to be written by a woman, because the person who wrote that does not know sh&% about men…just sayin’
First one:
“When a guy is quiet he’s listening to you”
Holy mother, anyone that clueless?
Guy Fact: When I guy is quiet, he’s hoping you will stop talking, wondering what the score is on X sport, and if your roommate is single and he’s paying as much attention to what you are saying as a your dog does when you attempt to teach him how to use the TV remote.
I don’t mean to disparage my wife because she is a great lady with a kind heart but whenever we watch a show together we cannot go a single minute without her talking about something that happened. We can never just watch the show, and then spend the commercial breaks talking about stuff.
Only other thing is our double sink bathroom is covered from one side to the other in hair dryers, curling irons, make up, lotion, and whatever else. The only thing I have in there is my tooth brush and old spice. I just ignore it cause she is hot enough to warrant it…along as I can brush my teeth and dry off.
But at the same time I have about 4 pairs of cowboy boots, 5-6 pairs of hiking boots, running shoes, ect. She gives me shit about having more pairs of ‘shoes’ than here. Yes honey but its different if its slushy out vs. hiking. lol. No desert boots don’t work good when its wet out so I have these Lowas when its wet, cold, and slushy.
She doesn’t complain UPS shows up so I don’t complain about the bathroom.
When I’m quiet, Ive turned off my hearing aides. When Im staring at you, I’m imagining whats in your pants. When you lay your head on my chest, get your hair out of my face. When I call you everyday, Ive got nothing better to do with my time. When I say I miss you, I mean I miss your vagina. When Im in love and I say I love, it probably better than saying I dont…
Dude, some thing here. My wife cannot STFU during any TV program, thank God for our DVR and the ability to pause and rewind live television!
Just this past Monday I had the honor of cleaning out our shower/tub drain’s annual hair clog. Luckily for her I am not squeamish and it is my chore to clean the bathroom as I am a stickler for a clean water closet. Any time she gives me shit for anything I just remind her of the slimy hair plugs that I have had to remove from our drains on her behalf, her rebuttal is always the same “Well I could just shave my head”. This is wife #2 for me and I don’t care what anyone says, women are far fouler creatures in the bathroom. She still has more shoes than I do firearms so all is well with the world tonight.
Sorry guys, I must have found the only girl who doesn’t talk much…her five year old son on the other hand! :suicide2: Some times he makes me want to yell “STFU!” I think that’s why she’s not chatty, she likes the silence.
You should see the operator’s manual for the woman. It has to be as thick as a New York City phone book or as large as a complete encyclopedia, with revisions!
