What’s the funniest thing that you’ve seen on duty LEO/MIL?
Incidents like this…
My friends roommate was telling us about his first ever call. Person called 911 about possibly committing suicide. They arrive on scene and it’s 300lb plus woman in nothing but a purple barney t shirt. On the floor next to her was a 12" long by 3" thick dildo, he said he almost lost it and had to step out a mintue and let his trainer handle this one.
I was running a CS chamber last fall. This guy must have just got back because he was still wearing deserts but, I go in, charge the chamber, bring the 1st group in and ask if everybody is good soo far? looked around, got the buddy-christ thumbs up. then right before we start to run in-place, the guy in deserts starts pointing to his mask.My other instructor goes over, seeing he’s getting juiced,starts to look for the problem, when,HOLY PISS this guy walked in WO filter on. :rolleyes:
I got him to the door,eyes been closed and burning. His filter was in his mask carrier. when asked the obvious question, he says"well you guys told me to take it off" refering to our PMCS during the mask class.
Classic.
That is great. As a CBRN Officer that really brings back lots of memories. Thanks for the laugh.
Looking through the house of a dead guy one day to find anything suspicious I found a huge rubber dildo mounted on a 18volt Ryobi drill.
Had a crazy lady one day that called to report a burglary. I go into her apartment and in the corner is all of her shoes completely covered in powder sugar. She said that way she could tell if anyone tampered with her shoes, because people were trying to kill her by loosening the heels on her high heel shoes. Her report was that someone had stollen her block of cheese and then clogged up her toilet.
Had someone call because there was a hot air balloon, very common in north Phoenix, flying after dark. I dont know if thats illegal or not, but I dont know what they wanted me to do about it.
There are many more that i cant think of right now.
I’m not an LEO…but I’m 99.99% sure that this should be included with this thread.