This just in. Unfortunately a few years (!) too late to do me any good:
What a great web site Duffle Blog is. Kind of the military version of the Onion…
The Bastards! :sarcastic:
I’m sure I’m not the only one that got the head of a Q-Tip stuck in the gas key of their M16, trying to make sure that part was spotless for inspection.
Been there, for my own inspection.
DB is hilarious. I have a friend that’s a marine that shares their stuff often.
I must be getting old. I got half way into it trying to make actual sense of the issue thinking “how effin stupid are these people” only to finally realize it’s satire when I looked at the topics of the other stories.
If I knew that going in, I’d probably be a lot less annoyed, but like the onion I’d never waste my time reading any of it.
In retrospect, it all looks so clear to me now.
I sent it to a friend before figuring out it’s fake. Should have read all the replies first
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One of my favorites…https://www.duffelblog.com/2014/02/f35-delays-sentience/
Duffel blog has been around for years and you guys still didn’t realize it’s fake?
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Satire my ass. Those damn Q tip companies. I knew those Armorers were cheating me out of all those hours of early libo for a reason. 
David
This has to be the best one yet: https://www.duffelblog.com/2017/08/hookup-app-jody/
This line was pure gold:
“I thought my life was over. Here I am in a new town with new people, and no one to slap my tits around,”
that’s hilarious!!
That was hilarious. It made me laugh out loud.
And remember this essential message before you go on libo: