You know, it’s bad enough that you have young Marines with libo ribbons. But now you have civilians wearing them? I guess it’s as easy as going to the local surplus store and playing Barbie dress up. That stuff really brings out “that side” of me and makes me want to go earn my pay the old school way. And you know he was laying it on thick if he got caught by a Squid.
I noticed that Navy Cross and Bronze Star right away. At least he had them in the proper order. I’m surprised he didn’t have Jump Wings to add to his coolness. Yep, the dude has serious issues. What a loser!
He probably wouldn’t have been so noticeable if he hadn’t tried to have the largest salad bar in the history of mankind. If your salad bar almost goes over the shoulder you might be overdoing it a bit. Tends to draw some unwanted attention from the kind of people who know what all those ribbons stand for. I’m surprised he stopped at the Navy Cross. Go big or go home…get the CMOH ribbon and complete the set!
Of course, actually looking something like a Marine would help too…
Damn his fruit salad looks like mine but I top out at a BSM for service. No way I’d go out and buy any medals that I didn’t earn though. I guess guys like him have no clue what our awards mean to us. They truly are representations of our trials and tribulations. This dude graduated in 1988 which means that he had every oppurtunity to earn the awards he is wearing if he had volunteered to join the service. He took the cowards way out instead and is definitely a POS.
Who the fuck does shit like this, seriously? If he gets seen by the right guys, he would be in a lot less pain jumping into a vat of acid while being devoured live by an alligator in comparison to the ass beating he’d be on the receiving end of. :rolleyes:
There are many websites dedicated to debunking false claims of being in Delta Force, SEALs, Rangers, SpecOps, etc. It’s alot more common than most of us would like to think. I can’t remember where I saw it but there were pictures floating around not long ago of a couple Marines ripping apart some young guy dressed up as a Marine in an airport with the uniform all dicked up, his expression was priceless
Do a search on the Stolen Valor Act and you’ll see all sorts of pictures of imposters claiming to be someone they’re not. I think they should just ship his ass over to Iraq or Afghanistan and hand him over to a real group of Devil Dogs and let them have their way with him and then take him out on patrol with them for a year.
I think they should just ship his ass over to Iraq or Afghanistan and hand him over to a real group of Devil Dogs and let them have their way with him and then take him out on patrol with them for a year.
They should ship him over there and leave him in the middle of the desert with all his medals.
You know I think the best punishment (for someone like this) would be to treat them as awol. I couldnt imagine the type of punishment they would get in a brig. He would be like “omg omg dude i’m sorry i was just pretending so i could get some poon please dont put me in general population” Or i like one sugestion, pick him up while he’s all dolled up and drop him over iraq desert somewhere, tell him “now you can earn those you puke” maybe not even pull his ripcord just let him figure it out.