Exhibit A.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y7i1ASCS5o
Watch the whole thing.
Because surely you couldn’t tell what happened, here are other witness reports.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZ7g1uUYe9M
Cliffnotes, Crazy rapist dude thinks he’s jesus and runs down one person in a car and starts attacking another women then gets beat in the skull by his hitchhiking hatchet weilding hippy passenger.
After investigating the incident, the local sheriff asked Kai if he needed anything, to which Kai replied, “All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I’m fine.”
Kai also confirmed that any reward monies to which he might be entitled would go towards booking Van Halen for his next luau.
Say what ya want, Kai took care a bidness.
This is true.
I think kai needs his own TV show, or to possibly be a host of a game show.
I dont like dealing with hobo’s. But thats f’ing cool.
Hobo hitchhiker saves the day…
Too bad he didn’t have a pair of scissors.
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The very definition of marching to the beat of a different drummer. I have no doubt that Kai is bat shit crazy, but surely he was a hero that day.
Say, I’m guessing the sheriff probably kept his hatchet as evidence. Maybe we could pass the hat, find a M4C member out around Fresno, and score Kai a tactical tomahawk. :laugh:
I have seriously come to the conclusion that the only nutcases on TV fit the mold of Ed Shultz. Kai is is quite sane, just a tad bit animated. That being said, I suddenly have the urge to watch Point Break.
“that would be a waste of tiiiimmmeee. were just gonna #$%^ you up”
“Smash, smash…saammash!”
I hope Kai finds a tasty set of waves and a cold beer before he is picked up on priors.
Job well done, however, it does makes me feel under armed not having a hatchet at the ready…
That’s funny.
I like how he pronounces police:
Polisee