Deranged Gunman Opens Fire On Shooting Range

http://www.theonion.com/articles/deranged-gunman-opens-fire-on-shooting-range,17468/

The Horror…

Hate those pale males! Those are the only people that shoot guns anyway.

Tell me I read that wrong. I could swear it said that no charges have been filed. I’m confused. How could he kill those people in cold blood and not have any charges filed against him.

Am I missing something?

Yes, you are missing something. Re-read it.

Ya gotta love the Onion!

WTF,he does sound “Deranged” he went to a gun range & shot a gun !!!:eek::eek: He also once shot a Beautiful 6 Point buck,:wink: Hmmmm,its called hunting and then you eat it !!! :smiley: Pretty interesting story to say the least,what even prompted the whole thing,I can’t figure that out !! He went to a gun range,bought ammo,shot the ammo in a rapid fashion & then left,sounds pretty bad !!! Oh well,glad no one was hurt,only the target !! :wink:

Duh,:confused:,I guess I’m the dumb ass,LOL,I see that it is the Onion,I should of looked a little closer !!! Ya got me,Ha,Ha,!!! :slight_smile:

onion still manages to trick the unaware every single time :smiley:

Google “The Onion”.

Just the satire. He was shooting targets.

never fails! :smiley:

The fascist Republicans are filibustering the Paper Target Civil Rights Bill.

Okay, I didn’t catch on that it was the onion. I just read the article… LOL

Think of the silhouettes!

A handwritten note on the gunman’s refrigerator warned the shooting spree would occur “after he picked up groceries.”

Somebody didn’t recognize the warning signs.

You mean I missed a chance to get somebody with the ocular penetration act video?

Now that’s an intriguing bill… :smiley:

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that’s great… they capture the complete drama fest that the media makes out of every gun related event so perfectly :smiley:

Ha ha. Sounds like it was written about me today.