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Definitely not this… 
Just when I thought fat people could not get any funnier…
needs a bra
Seems Zacharias Holmes is a real fireworks buff …
You haven’t lived until you’ve double charged a mortar in the dark. That or have your buddy’s Labrador retriever run up and grab the mortar tube after you’ve lit the fuse.
We don’t do fireworks much up here in July… it’s pretty much light all night. We save up for New Years.
Looks like my 4th festivities will be cut short this year. I’ve been battling a stomach bug for the last day and no hope on the horizon.
Do you have any neosporin? 1:30…
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How is this kid still alive?
How you going to fix the chops?
Also a reminder - keep your pets inside. Just say a piece on the news from the humane society in Wichita - their pickups go way up during this period due to dogs running from the noise.
One of my favorites:
The U.S. Marshall’s Service had a video of outlaw biker mamas on a stage shooting bottle rockets out of their coozies.
Take them gals home to mom.
Like biker chicks with a burning sensation in their crotch is a new thing?
The best part is that the bootlegs fireworks guy is actually Lootie.
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Working the po’ side of the county on a ambulance. Should be interesting. This place rarely fails to disappoint.
Don’t become a safety brief bullet.
I was part of the Bomb Squad here for many years. One of our “training” exercises every year was destruction of illegal fireworks that had been confiscated by local PD’s and DNR enforcement from the northern part of this state- they all got turned over to us for disposal. That was always a hoot, and no, not all of those fireworks got destroyed.
So it looks like the “Stupid Hurts” movement has a new poster boy. And after all that, his only question “Did you get that?” No dumbass suit up and do it again because Youtube cred is so damn important.
Years ago I responded to a call where a guy did that. I arrive and there are fingers on the sidewalk laying next to a mortar. Guy comes out of the house, drunk as a skunk, with his hand wrapped in a towel, blood everywhere, crap in his pants and says “it’s ok, I ran some water over it in the sink.”. Hmmm, let me see- yep, let me get EMS enroute for ya.