Little light hearted comedy, I thought this was hilarious playing it in my head in a Russian.
That was amazing. That dude turned around and sold that AK in a freaking heartbeat I bet. Lol, How can you not read that in a Russian accent? Good stuff.
I had to read it with a heavy russian accent! That was a good laugh thanks for sharing that! 
Just out of curiosity, where would a fella shop for a railed sex dildo?
Only in Russia lol
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That was classic. Thank you for posting. I’m still laughing.
I dunno, some of the vertical grips out there are…well, pretty damn phallic. :rolleyes:
I worked at an auto care center once. Had a russian dude come by one day for an oil change on his hummer. He had the deepest russian accent ive ever heard! Straight badassery.
Hahahaha - awesome!
One of my co-workers is a former Russian Navy nuclear engineer. No fooling - he has the diploma’s and stuff at his house. When he gets really excited, his English deteriorates quite a bit.
About five months ago, one of his servers had a serious melt down. So he came running into my office yelling “IS BROKEN - FIX!”
Hahaha! Sounds like you have your very own FPS! 
THAT FUNNY. GIVE ME BIG LAUGH. 
Spikes. They come in matched pairs- for dueling
Check the closets, first. Until Russia comes out of its closet, they’re probably not going to just let you know where they put them. And when you do find them, they’ll probably get really embarrassed and claim that they belong to their old (new) live-in girlfriend, Crimea.
Sticky material…
NiB coated for maximum lubricity :sarcastic: