Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE! 
It may be an oldie but it’s still my favorite:
Jesus loves you.
Everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.
No bumper stickers for me.
That’s hilarious! On the vegetarian subject, I saw a funny one that seemed to be in response to the commonly seen, “Love Animals, Don’t Eat Them”. It said:
I’m Not Vegetarian Because I Love Animals, I’m Vegetarian Because I Hate Plants.
[SIZE=“5”]“If you’re not supposed to eat them, then why are they made out of meat?” [/SIZE]
I’ve seen another version of that one.
If your not supposed to eat animals, why are they so tasty?
given what’s going on with beach access there, i think these are appropriate:
[b]“piping plovers taste like chicken.”
“piss on plovers. put people first.”[/b]