Because the LAST Thing We Need are Alligators Tripping on Psychedelics

I wonder if it’s still ok to feed crocodiles peyote?

When my pond is finished, I gotta get one of those signs!

FIFY.

Man I really got stop feeding shrooms to the gators, my bad . . . my bad.

One, I want to know if this is really a problem. I mean, are people really going, “Hey, Burt, lets grab some LSD and feed it to the crocs down the street.” I mean, the WTF Over?
Two, what exactly does a cros or aligator do when they are on hallucinogens? Because, that could be interesting and is worth more in research then a dipshit’s football scholarship to me.
Three, Did my tax dollars pay for that sign. Because if they did then I am pissed.

Actually, of all the shit the government pisses money away on, I’m surprisingly OK with this particular expenditure.

Now where can I steal one?

MistWolf, That was damn funny for sure! Guys I hate to be the spoiler but, well, I leave it up to you all to figure this one out with a little help.

http://www.5acedesigns.com/damnweek/2014/08/04/hallucinogenic-alligators/

Now, I know how spiders react to different drugs in the construction of their webs, but i’m trying to get my head around how a Croc would react to PCP.

Dollars to donuts says it would be awesome

I would watch.

Does LSD use still promote world peace?

No, that would be “whirled peas”

OK…now I’ve gotta search YouTube and Vimeo for a video of alligators on LSD or psylocibin. Surely someone must have videoed this if they were going to spend the money on the hallucinogens to feed them, right?

Here in AZ, a local rock radio station has a “Zoo Death Match” conversation every night. The DJ picks two animals on two different drugs and callers weighin on which animal would win the battle and why. It’s funny & surprisingly thought provoking…

A joke based on the old diagrams from biology textbooks showing the effects of drugs on Spider web structure.

//youtu.be/sHzdsFiBbFc

Still get a crack out of it every time.

Will the gators get the munchies?

I say we load a transport and air drop tripping balls alligators on suspected ISIS targets… For science, you know.

Scorpions from Arizona. You have to think about the environment you are dropping the critters into.