Bayonet for the new generation

Who keeps coming up with this stuff?

https://www.meleemods.com/gallery.html

People that don’t actually shoot their guns is who comes up with that crap… I can see some guy with blades on his guns, grips, whatever the hell else, on a future doomsday preppers talking about his plan for the zombie apocalypse.

Funny thing is I’ve got a Golani I was looking at “Gears-ing” or “zombie-ing” up and was planning on making something nearly identical! And at $120, I will continue just making it myself!

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What in the heck is that? Seriously? At least the ‘pistol bayonet’ gave me a good laugh given how stupid it was.

Unfortunately, I know a couple people who would probably buy that thing… :suicide:

Whats next? A tactical QD keymod mount blender? So you can make a smoothie while you open a can of fruit with this thing… :haha:

No. Has to be Keymod.

Fixed :smiley:

Alright you bastards. Went to the sight and now I have my morning coffee all over my computer screen through my nose.

And here I was thinking my bayonet would suffice…

The Glock on their website looks straight out of the Borderlands series of games.

Not that I wouldn’t want a nice trench-style 1897 with a bayonet, but those are utterly ridiculous.

Probably the game group that mfgs the “dragon brake” muzzle device that was posted a few weeks back…

Honestly, shocked that Sen Feinstein hasn’t had one of these on her carbine during an anti-2A rant…

I am holding out for the Cappuccino/Latte machine from Starbucks. :smiley:

That… I… it… uhmm… er- ah… who?.. I mean- what the …? Yeah ok, you got me…

That went right into the useless gun crap folder, it has gotten quite large these days. Seriously, people bitch about the weight of a standard bayonet, can you imagine the bitching about that thing. lol.

The sad part is, I bet they will sell quite a few of them. I don’t see where people get off on this “zombie” stuff. I think zombies in the sense of the word is the least of our issues.

The same way as some people get off dressed up at comicon, or wearing bondage gear in the bedroom. People get off on all kinds of shit. This stuff can also be utilized for airsoft guns, which is probably what it’s for. No harm in that. People do weird shit lol, and as long as it’s behind closed doors who cares :wink:

lol, whats wrong with that? I have one, mounted to a spare flashlight. Stops me from losing my bottle opener :slight_smile:

Laugh all you want. But when the Zombies are knocking down your door you will want this.

To heck with the axe. I’m going to find a way to mount a mini chainsaw on the front of the barrel. I’m think of starting with one about the size of one of those weedeater limb cutter attachments.