Anybody know anything about women?

What’s up guys? Gotta quick question for you all.

My lady’s birthday is Saturday and I have no clue what to get her. No, I didn’t wait till the last minute, I’ve been trying to figure this out for a couple weeks now. I’m curious if you guys have any ideas. Now I’m not asking you guys to do my work for me, just curious if you guys have had any particular success with a particular item. Anyways, any input would be GREATLY appreciated.

Thanks…

Anybody know anything about women?

Nope.

Sorry…

:frowning:

Enough to know I’m not even going to pretend to know the answer to your question.:smiley:

Apparently I don’t know anything about them. I’m told so everyday.

Flowers.

(I think …)

What does she like? How about asking her what she wants?

Definitely not a new vacuum
Or power tools

Don’t be practical, be romantic

Yeah I thought about flowers and taking her out to dinner but don’t they like knicknacks and little shiny doodads to accompany it?

Best present I ever bought my wife was a couples massage. She knew I didn’t want to go, but I went anyway. Found out that tall Swedish blonde girls aren’t all that scary afterall. :wink:

Oh, and like they said… nothing that has a cord… it’ll most likely be used to strangle you in your sleep.

The bank card.

I’ve given up on trying anything else.

Sometimes I’ll make the actual purchase per her specifications.:slight_smile:

It’s not a different species, what’s she into? Does she like typically ‘feminine’ things?

My wife has a fanatical obsession with this stuff:
http://www.lushusa.com/shop

If you have a store nearby it’s an easy win, or you can do online gift certificates.

Simple jewelry as found at boutiques and such (not ‘cheap’ stuff, just original stuff) is always a win.

Best present I ever gave my wife was a Coach purse. Actually a lot cheaper than I thought they were.

I think I waited to long to ask her what she wants. She’ll think I don’t care since I waited so long. Which isn’t true, I just suck at this stuff.

I know that after finding a woman that doesn’t give a damn about birthdays and anniversaries and whatnot that I’m extremely happy.

Asking her this late in the game in suicidal. Is this a wife or GF? How long have you been together? How much do you want to spend? Age?

Girlfriend (22). Been together a year or so. She doesn’t care about birthdays really or at least she said she didn’t about the her last one when we first started dating. I can tell she does care though even though she won’t admit it. So I figured I’d be a good boyfriend and get her something nice. She deserves it. As far as money? Eh… $100-150?

I was married at 19 years of age…as of the 6th of March this year I have been with the same Woman for 25 years. And what I know about women is this…

Pretty much nothing!

Actually…in your situation…Don’t try and wing it. Be truthful and just take her out for a nice dinner.
Tell her the truth and that while you wanted to get her something nice…You wanted to be sure it wasn’t just something that she needed, but something that she would want and will remember. It’s worked for me in the past.

Good Luck…

have you ever actually met a woman?

:smiley:

mine doesn’t like shoes, won’t wear jewlery, and dislikes shopping so much she hasn’t been to the mall in years.

Last year I bought her a chipper/shredder.

Guess who’s no help to you…

I know that I like them. :wink:

On a serious note a day at the spa…massage, manicure, facial etc. they usually like a lot. You can get give certs. from Red Door etc online. They also just enjoy your time (undivided attention) with them, like you cooking a nice meal for them and then taking them to a movie or show of their choice.